->''"From the time we fought together 12 years ago until now, we've clashed many times. But once in a blue moon, we'll work together. And at times like those, we were always invincible."''
-->--'''Fukuzawa Yukichi''' on him and [[spoiler: Ougai Mori]], ''Manga/BungoStrayDogs''

->''"Friendship: Noun. That which unites person 1 with person 2 through their mutual hatred of person 3."''
-->--'''Thorax''' updating ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary'', ''ComicStrip/NineChickweedLane''

->''"The shortest and best way to make your fortune is to let people see clearly that it is in their interests to promote yours."''
-->-- '''Jean de La Bruyere''' (1645-1696)

->'''Red Mage:''' It won't be easy.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Nothing that involves enduring you jerks for yet another five minutes is ever easy.\\
'''Red Mage:''' It will require teamwork.\\
'''Black Mage:''' We can do that. In theory.\\
'''Red Mage:''' We've ''seen'' teamwork, anyway.\\
'''Thief:''' Well, I've heard OF it. Not sure I understand the appeal.\\
'''Red Mage:''' Let me put it another way. If we are to live long enough to destroy each other '''properly''', we have to team up to destroy Sarda '''first'''.\\
'''Thief:''' Ehhhhh... I guess.
-->--''WebComic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/06/25/episode-1144-pyrrhic-for-some/ Episode 1144]]

->'''Black Mage:''' Name one thing teamwork ever accomplished.\\
'''Red Mage:''' Civilization.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Name one ''good'' thing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/10/22/episode-1187-team-building-exercise-99/ Episode 1187]]

->''"I'm not asking you to like it. I'm asking you to ''do'' it."''
-->-- '''Arcturus Mengsk''', on responding to '''General Duke''''s distress call, ''VideoGame/{{Starcraft}}''

->''"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."''
-->-- '''Benjamin Franklin'''

->'''PlayerCharacter''': Look, we all know you five aren't going to share [[MacGuffin the artifact]]. So why don't you save me some time and start betraying each other now?\\
'''[[MechanicalLifeforms Botizen]]''': We have no reason to betray the other races until they have something we want.\\
'''[[InsectoidAliens Eanova]]''': You dare even ''think'' of betraying the Eanova?!\\
'''Botizen''': Only if the gain outweighs the cost. Do not pretend you would not do the same.\\
'''Eanova''': Tssss...
-->-- ''[[http://www.kongregate.com/games/HeroInteractive/dead-metal?tab=achievements Dead Metal]]''

->"''We can't afford to squabble amongst ourselves anymore; things have to change. Now look: you've been given specific orders to follow.'' '''''Don't run off.'''''"
-->-- '''Casca''' to Guts, ''{{Manga/Berserk}}'', Episode 5

->'''Kagome''': Look, I don't wanna do this either, okay? But we've ''gotta'' work together!\\
'''Inuyasha''': I ain't gotta do nothin'. It's ''you'' who needs ''me''!
-->-- ''Manga/{{InuYasha}}'' episode 3

->''[After a fight in Quark's between Cardassian and Jem'Hadar soldiers, over a secret order Damar was drafting to poison the Jem'Hadar as a last resort]''\\
'''Weyoun:''' How could Damar be so stupid so as to leave such an inflammatory document laying around for anyone to find?!\\
'''[[Characters/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineGulDukat Gul Dukat]]:''' Your men stole it from him!\\
'''Weyoun:''' Jem'Hadar are not thieves!\\
'''Gul Dukat:''' And Damar is not a liar!\\
'''Weyoun:''' Keep...your voice down. ''[smiles]'' Our men need to see that we are still allies. Smile!\\
''[Dukat bitterly does so]'' \\
'''Weyoun:''' ''[through his teeth]'' Dukat!\\
'''Gul Dukat:''' I'm smiling!
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E04BehindTheLines Behind the Lines]]"

->''"Listen. You don't like me. And I ''sure as hell'' don't like you. But if we don't do something, [[TheBrute Mr. Mohawk's]] gonna activate this ring, and we're ''all'' gonna die."''
-->-- '''Sgt. Avery Johnson''', ''VideoGame/Halo2''

->''"Yo, where in the tradition of rap battles is it written\\
That two dudes on the same team should squabble like some clucking chickens?"''
-->--'''Creator/{{Confucius}}''' to his teammates [[Literature/TheArtOfWarSunTzu Sun Tzu]] and [[Creator/{{Laozi}} Lao Tzu]], ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'', ''Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers''

->'''Simmons:''' (''to [[PsychoForHire Felix]] and [[ConsummateProfessional Locus]]'') But you're supposed to hate each other!\\
'''Felix:''' Oh, we do. After all, you should never mix friends with business.\\
'''Locus:''' (''to Felix'') Wrap it up.\\
'''Felix:''' But we just work so ''well'' together.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', Season 12, Episode 10

->'''Commander Dexter Remmick:''' You don't like me, do you, Lieutenant?\\
'''Worf:''' Is it ''required'', sir?
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E18ComingOfAge Coming of Age]]"

->'''Missy:''' In the future, if you're going to take my stick, [[DoWrongRight do me the courtesy of actually killing me]]. Team work is all about respect.\\
'''Clara:''' We're not a team.\\
'''Missy:''' Of course, we are. Every miner needs a canary.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The Witch's Familiar]]"

->''"I hate working with these [[FantasticRacism talking tin cans]]!"''
-->-- '''Torbjörn Lindholm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''

->''"Man! Wotta deal! They're like Russia and Red China! Even though I'm the main enemy, they're not bustin' at the seams with brotherly love for each other, either!"''
-->--'''ComicBook/HumanTorch''' on Sandman and Blastaar, ''ComicBook/FantasticFour''

->'''Sam the Eagle:''' It looks like we're going to be working together, but that doesn't mean I have to ''like'' you.\\
'''Jean Pierre Nepoleon:''' I didn't like you ''first''.\\
'''Sam the Eagle:''' I didn't like you before I ''met'' you.
-->-- How things start off between CIA agent '''Sam the Eagle''' and Interpol agent '''Jean Pierre Nepoleon''' in ''Film/MuppetsMostWanted''

->''"We may not enjoy living together, but dying together isn't going to solve anything."''
-->--'''Helen Cooper''', ''Film/NightOfTheLivingDead1968''

->'''Joshua''': Follow my lead!\\
'''Neku''': Screw that!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou'', [[CombinationAttack Joshua and Neku's Level 1 Fusion attack]].

->'''General Dru-Zod:''' I command this operation-- and will tolerate nothing that hinders its objective!\\
'''Faora Hu-Ul:''' Nor shall I long tolerate Zod's arrogance. I am not his drone.
-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''

->''"That detective wants to speak to us, but since this is your mess and I want to get back to Metropolis, I'll leave you to deal with it. Far as I'm concerned, this partnership is over."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/DayOfTheDollmaker''

->''"Well, look at who I get paired up with. I'll pretend to forget that you've destroyed my base in the south of France, for we have work to do here. I'm going to focus on the ground battle, but don't start pushing me. GOT IT?!"''
-->-- '''Soviet Commander Nikolai Moskvin''' while [[EnemyMine fighting alongside the Allied Commander]], ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3''

->''"We're not friends... but she is willing to work with me and Chloe for the duration of this war."''
-->-- '''Olga Discordia''' on Demeter, ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls''

->'''Spider-Man''': What do you say we get to the bottom of all this.
->'''Counter-Earth Vulture''': We..?
->'''Spider-Man''': Don't worry, it won't last. Working well with others isn't exactly my strong suit.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManUnlimited'', ''Cry Vulture''


->'''They're just standing there, attack them!'''\\
''No, they're obviously having pre-battle banter, it would be impolite to interrupt.''\\
'''…The pain of being forcibly fused to you pales in comparison to the pain of interacting with you.'''\\
''I assure you, the feeling is mutual.''
-->-- ''Fanfic/RiseOfTheMinisukas''

->'''Agatha:''' What do you call it ... when you have to work with someone you'd be better off killing?\\
'''Krosp:''' [[{{Realpolitik}} Politics.]]\\
'''Agatha:''' ... I ''don't like it.''\\
'''Krosp:''' Few people do.
-->--''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', [[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20190724 Vol. 20 p. 11]]

->'''Lex Luthor''': This is quite impressive, Victor. Why have we never worked together before?
->'''Cyborg''': You kept trying to kill me and my friends.
->'''Lex Luthor:''' Sure, but in my defense, that was before I realized you could be useful.
-->-- ''ComicBook/DCeased''

->''"(looking down at her handcuffs) I'm sensing a lack of trust."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn''' to '''ComicBook/{{Batman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''Sly Cooper:''' Look, Bentley, I know you believe in [[[YouKilledMyFather Panda King]]], but... I don't trust him yet.\\
'''Bentley:''' You don't have a choice, he's the only man for the job. I'll go get him and send him your way.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves''

->'''V:''' You're a dick, y'know.\\
'''Johnny:''' And you're a [[CountryMatters cunt]]. Maybe we'll fit together after all?
-->-- ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077''

->''As it turned out, Yugoslavia was less like an orchestra and more like the band Music/{{Oasis}}: yes, they might play together out of necessity, but they could also start hurling chairs at each other at any time.''
-->-- '''Matthew Belinkie''', ''[[WebVideo/OverthinkingIt Overthinking Eurovision]] Looks Back'', "Yugoslavia Hosted Eurovision and Immediately Fell Apart"

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