->''Help our school buy a computer!''
-->-- Sign seen in '''''FreaksAndGeeks''''' [[PeriodPiece set c.1980]]

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy!]]"''
-->-- Well known, but ''very'' dated, [=PSA=]

->''This book excerpt is roughly 256 Kilobytes of text in length, and may load slowly if you have a slow modem, or not completely if you are short of memory.''
-->-- http://www.adrr.com/lingua/alien.htm

->"Thomas Alva Edison invented the phonograph. ''(deadly silence)'' The ... record player? ''(more silence)'' It was before [=CDs=]. Plastic hadn't been invented yet."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'s'' Mr. Ratburn running afoul of this trope

->''"Whatever happened to Laserdisc? ''Everything's'' better on Laserdisc!"''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail Strong Bad]]'''

->''I am a sucker for [[TheNineties 90s]] techno-thrillers about computers, and that I am completely powerless to resist any book that is set, quite literally, “when the information superhighway comes online” in 1998. So crack open a bottle of Zima and put on some {{Music/Jewel}}. Because it’s 1995, and people are about to make some very, very embarrassing predictions.''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/11/time-can-be-rewritten-13-system-shock.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->"Don't touch that dial"\\
"Stay tuned"
-->-- Two phrases once used to mean "stay on our station during the commercial break" that refer to antiquated television technology.

-> '''Gordon''': You sound funny, like you're in a well. Are you in a well?
-> '''Gary''': It's called speaker phone, get with the decade, man!
-->-- ''WebVideo/NinjaTheMissionForce''

->''Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.''
-->-- '''#99 on the EvilOverlordList''', c. 1996

->''What... what is this strange plastic object he's inserting into his stereo? A 'cah-sette', you say? Never heard of them.''
-->--- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Road_House_1989.aspx recap]] of ''Film/RoadHouse''

->"Sixty years from now, it will be a child's toy. But today, it's the most powerful weapon on Earth."
-->-- '''Vandal Savage''' on a laptop sent back in time, ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague''

->''"The antique database server used to have all the RAM anyone would ever need: 16 whole kilobytes!"''
-->-- '''[[MonsterCompendium Monster Manuel]] factoid''' on an "ancient database server", ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''

->''"And they probably redesigned the whole sickbay too! I know Engineers, they LOVE to change things!"''
-->-- '''Dr. Leonard [=McCoy=]''', ''Film/StarTrekTheMotionPicture''

->''My dad...when he was shown around a computer once, when he was a young man, and the guy showing him 'round very proudly said...it was in the West Country, and he proudly said..."Yes, right. This is a computer, and, erm, we...we predict that, in the future, there will probably be about eight of these."
-->-- '''Creator/BillBailey''', ''Series/{{QI}}''
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