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->When Littlefoot's mother died in the original '[[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Land Before Time]]', did you feel sad?
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-->--Webcomic/{{xkcd}} #233: [[http://xkcd.com/233/ A New CAPTCHA Approach]]

->''"... it might almost equally well be called a particular kind of unhappiness or grief. But it is a kind we want."''
-->-- '''Creator/CSLewis'''

->''For never was a story of more woe/Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.''
-->-- '''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'''

->IN MEMORY OF A PATRIOT WHO SAVED THE WORLD
->192X-1964
-->-- '''The nameless tombstone''' of [[spoiler:[[HeroAntagonist The Boss]]]], ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater''

->''"When we cry at a book or a film, it is often not because it is genuinely moving, in the sense that it has succeeded in shaking and even altering our previous understanding of life, but because its sentimentality is uncomfortably at odds with our own knowledge of what life is really like, and we are being offered a swift transit back to our sweet dreams. It is wish fulfillment, and also self-pity, that makes us weep."''
-->-- '''Ruth Franklin''', review of ''Literature/{{Freedom}}''

->''I thought Disney was meant to be the HAPPIEST place on Earth, not the most despressing… (sic)''
-->-- '''[[http://duckyworth.deviantart.com/journal/Duckyworth-s-Thoughts-Big-Hero-6-2014-Part-1-514232487 Duckyworth]]''', on ''Disney/BigHero6''

->''And no one ate dinner that night.''
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} The Big Long Persona 4 Comic]]'''

->''[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Woody]] is stabbed by a gang of rogue toys only to discover his voice box has cancer. His death is painful, it lasts 90 minutes, and Pixar shows '''the whole thing.'''''
->''[[DespairEventHorizon No one ever smiles again.]]''
->"Toy Story 4 ''grabs you by the heart and tells you in no uncertain terms that God is dead."''
->''"It feels like my tears are crying."''
->''"I don't even want to wake up anymore."''
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18621_the-sadness-toy-story-measured-in-tears-5Bchart5D.html The Sadness of Toy Story Measured in Tears]]''
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