->''Well, I hit a lot of guys buddy, but you really take the cake. Tap, you're down!''
-->-- '''Tom Servo as Torgo''', '''''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate'''''

->''"LoisLane officially wins the KO Count, with 52 bouts of unconsciousness. LexLuthor came in close at the wire, with 51.\\\
You want a good way to give him [[MasterOfDelusion a faulty memory]], ''Smallville''? Pay attention to your own show."''
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale1 Neal Bailey]]''' on ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->''Oh, ''dat's'' a skull fracture for sure.''
-->-- '''The Scout''', '''''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'''''

->''What are you doing? That only works in movies.''
-->-- '''Michael Thornton''', '''''AlphaProtocol'''''

->''Don't touch him up, knock him out!''
-->-- '''Eddie''', '''''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels'''''

->''What is this, an episode of Gilligan's Island? Everybody gets hit once and they are instantly unconscious.''
-->-- '''Dragoon''', '''''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'''''

-> ''Blows to the head are potentially harmful and should not be undertaken lightly. Turn around, sir. Remove your helmet, please. Would twenty minutes unconsciousness be okay?''
-->-- '''Igorina''', ''Discworld/MonstrousRegiment''

-> '''Cordelia:''' I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious... again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
-> '''Giles:''' ...''Wake up'' in a- ?! Oh, never mind.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->'''Kakyoin:''' Geh... [[CassandraTruth Nobody believes me]]. Time for brute force!\\
(Kakyoin {{art shift}}s into a buff version of himself, which looks like Broly, and tries to [[WouldHurtAChild kill Mannish Boy]].)\\
'''Polnareff''': Chop!\\
(Polnareff tries to knock Kakyoin out with a chop to the back of his neck, but [[ButtMonkey he fails]].)\\
'''Kakyoin''': You're naive, Polnareff! Come back in a 100 years when you're ready to use those skills on me!\\
'''Jotaro''': Chop!\\
(Moe!Star Platinum punches Kakyoin in the face.)\\
'''Kakyoin''': Uguwah! Nobody believes me... This baby is a stand us...\\
(Kakyoin passes out.)
-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->''"Just bonk him over the head! It's nature's snooze button!"''
-->-- '''Stan Pines''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Fight Fighters"

->''You can lose your heart, but better watch your head!\\
Those are doctors' orders; that's what they said.''
-->-- ''Pardon My English''
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