->''"The Tongue offends, and the Ears get the Cuffing."''
-->-- '''Creator/BenjaminFranklin''', ''Poor Richard's Almanack'' (1757)
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->"It hurts my fist communicating with you."
-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Anime/AlteredCarbonResleeved''

->'''Fritz Stanford:''' [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHA]]! [[LargeHam Are you afraid?! There's no way you're not]]! Now witness the awesome power of --\\
[''BLAM!'']\\
'''Revy''': ''[[ShutUpHannibal Shut the fuck up]]''. Can't you see I wasn't even listening? [[DeadpanSnarker I mean, were you trying to]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker sell]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker me the damn gun or what]]?
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''

->'''Jeice:''' We've had enough of this, ya coward. Now make a move! ''[Goku punches him in the face]'' AGH! You...cheap shot!\\
'''Goku:''' Hmph. You ''said'' to make a move. I thought you meant that you were ready to go at it.\\
'''Jeice:''' No. Yes. You! SHOW 'IM, BURTER!
-->-- ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' (original Funimation dub)

->'''Zamasu:''' Just as [[BigBadDuumvirate we]] foresaw! Fighting this formidable Saiyan blight has carried our strength to new heights. This proves our transformative power! Our destiny is to cast judgement on all creation! Even you must see it now, ''[turning]'' Goku --\\
'''Goku:''' HERE'S WHAT ''I'' THINK! ''[punches him flying]''
-->-- ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''

->'''Zamasu:''' Hah! ''[[FusionDance Potara earrings]]?'' Does the mimicry have no end? You pathetic mortals always try to emulate the divine! Now, why is that? [[SmugSuper Is it because we gods are so wondrous]]? Are you coveting our undeniable beauty? I understand, yet it's so tragic! Your mimicry is doomed to fail! [[TautologicalTemplar Acts of gods are beautiful because we are inherently pure]], while mortal endeavors will inevitably become wicked! Corrupted and marred by si- \\
'''Vegito:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Yee-AH]]! ''(punches Zamasu in the cheek, then kicks him into the ground)'' Hah! Sorry to be rude, [[LampshadeHanging but you left yourself wide open]]!
-->-- ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''

->'''Black Shadow:''' I WILL NOT DIE! NOR WILL MY DREAM!\\
'''Captain Falcon:''' [[ShutUpHannibal FALCON PUUUUUNCH!]] ''[smashes Black Shadow in the face in a TakingYouWithMe moment]''
-->-- ''Anime/FZeroGPLegend''

->'''Chisaki:''' You don't know Eri's value! A punk like you can't exploit an asset like her!\\
'''Midoriya:''' '''SMASH!''' ''[kicks Chisaki so hard the kaiju-sized yakuza is sent flying into the air]''
-->-- ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''

->'''Takasugi:''' H-How dare you...\\
'''[[TheDragon Dragon]]:''' Wait, Takasugi. She's good. I'll g--\\
''(Ryoko smashes his face in with her wooden sword, knocking a few of his teeth out in the process)''\\
'''Ryoko:''' Gotcha!\\
'''Dragon:''' Awful... I haven't... said...
-->-- ''Manga/RealBoutHighSchool''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Judge Fear:''' Gaze into the face of Fear!\\
'''Judge Dredd:''' '''[[ShutUpHannibal GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD!]]'''\\
(Dredd puts his fist ''through Judge Fear's face and into his skull up to Dredd's wrist''.)
-->-- ''ComicBook/JudgeDredd''

->'''Smasher:''' [[PowersAsPrograms Accessing hyper-strength upload from my exospecs]].\\
''[ComicBook/DraxTheDestroyer punches him in the face, stopping him cold]''\\
'''Drax:''' Accessing ''fist''.
-->-- ''ComicBook/WarOfKings''

->'''[[BigBad Empress Gandelo]]:''' Did he break your heart, girl? One more painful loss to add to your grief? Under all of your posturing, you are nothing but a mewling infant crying for love. So weak. So sad. And so utterly predictable.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' (punching her face so hard it cracks) In all your infinite wisdom, did you predict '''this'''?!
-->--''ComicBook/TheKillersOfKrypton''

->'''Xa-Du:''' Batgirl! You stole Kara Zor-El's solar tallow. Because of you, my ecto-mail is no stronger than a sick Kryptonian child would be on your world. But even a weak Kryptonian flesh suit is strong enough to rip out your heart!\\
''ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} kicks his mouth''\\
'''Xa-Du:''' Heh.
-->-- ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone''

->'''Kryptonian Cop:''' Halt-- In the name of-- Unngh\\
'''Faora-Hu-Ul:''' I don't care to be shouted at, lawman! And I don't care to halt, either!
-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''

->'''ComicBook/IronMan:''' I trusted you, Peter! I took you under my wing! Is this how you repay me?\\
'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' No. THIS IS! (KLANG)
-->-- ''ComicBook/CivilWar2006''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Fan Works]]
-> ''(Upon seeing Jonathan charging towards him)'' "Really? ''This'' is your plan? No wonder you lost so easily back then, [=JoJo=]! You were never on the smart side-!"\\
''(He is cut off by [[TookALevelInBadass Jonathan]] socking him in the face with a [[PowerOfTheSun Hamon]]-charged fist)''
-->-- '''[[BigBad Heaven Ascension Dio]]''', ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''
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[[folder:Film -- Animated]]

->''"See?'' Now ''you respect me, because I'm a '''threat'''. That's the way it works. Turns out there are a lot of people, whole countries who want respect, and they will pay through the nose to get it! How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat! And when I unleash it, I'll get--'' [Mr. Incredible throws a tree trunk at him; he narrowly dodges] ''You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it...!"''
-->-- '''Syndrome''', ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->'''Loki''': ''ENOUGH!'' You are, all of you, ''beneath me!'' [[AGodAmI I am a god]], [[Comicbook/TheIncredibleHulk you dull creature]], and I will not be bullied by--\\
'''[=[=][[MetronomicManMashing WHAM-WHAM-WHAM! WHAM-WHAM!]]]'''\\
'''The Incredible Hulk''': ...puny god.
-->-- ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''

->''"When you have to shoot, ''shoot!'' Don't ''talk!''"''
-->-- '''Tuco''', ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

-> '''Marco:''' Where you going now, huh? No more table! Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!\\
''([=McClane=] shoots through the table and kills Marco)''\\
'''[=McClane=]:''' Thanks for the advice.
-->--''Film/DieHard''

->'''[[EvilMentor Yon-Rogg]]:''' I'm SoProudOfYou. You've come a ''long way'' since I found you that day by the lake. But can you keep your emotions in check long enough to take me on? Or will they get the better of you as always? I always told you, you'll be ready the day you can [[FightsLikeANormal knock me down as ]]''[[FightsLikeANormal yourself]]''. ''This'' is that moment. ''This is that moment, Vers! Turn off the light show and '''prove''', prove to me that you can beat me witho-''\\
''[Carol [[HandBlast energy-blasts]] him into a hill, then walks over.]''\\
'''Carol:''' I have nothing to prove to you.
-->-- ''Film/CaptainMarvel2019''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->'''Hari:''' And you don't block [[GroinAttack a groin-kick]] with your hands, you take it on the thigh. Every time you drop your hands, you're gonna get a whack. You understand?\\
'''Kris:''' Yes, I'm starting to-- ''(takes uppercut to solar plexus)''\\
'''Hari:''' Lesson two. Best time to hit someone is when he's off guard. Best time to catch someone off guard is when he's talking. When you talk, you're thinking about what to say next, not-- ''[[HypocriticalHumor (takes jab to face)]]'' ... Y'know, there's just the faintest chance I could start to like you.
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheActsOfCaine Blade of Tyshalle]]''

->'The primer, you whoreson bastard! Give me the primer!' Molitor yelled.\\
I gave him a full clip of bolt rounds instead.
-->-- '''Gregor Eisenhorn''', ''[[Literature/{{Eisenhorn}} Xenos]]''

->[[MindRape The disdain sleeted over her]], tearing the planetary body of Magrat Garlick to pieces. She'd never be any good. She'd never be beautiful or intelligent, or strong. She'd never be anything at all. Self-confidence? Confidence in what?\\
The eyes of the [[TheFairFolk Queen]] were all she could see. All she wanted to do was lose herself in them, and the ablation of Magrat Garlick roared on, tearing at the strata of her soul... [[HeroicWillpower exposing the core]].\\
She bunched up her fist and hit the Queen between the eyes.
-->-- ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''

->[[WizardDuel He started by throwing fire into my face]]. Between one spurious sob and the next, his arm whipped back and then flashed forward with a great blob of incandescent flame nestled in his palm.\\
I brushed it aside with a negligent gesture. "Not good enough, brother," I told him. Then I knocked him cart-wheeling through the snow with my fist. It was tactically sound. He'd have [[MagicalSensoryEffect felt my Will building]] anyway, and I got an enormous satisfaction out of punching him in the mouth.
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheBelgariad Belgarath the Sorcerer]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->''"What did the five fingers say to the face? '''SLAP!'''"''
-->-- '''"Music/RickJames"''', ''Series/ChappellesShow''

->''"The law of my fist is about to compel your teeth!"''
-->-- '''The Blackfish''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->'''Jaime:''' Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now, let's say ''I'' threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?\\
'''Walder Rivers:''' I don't give a rat-\\
''[Jaime backhands Walder across the face.]''
-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones'', "The Broken Man"

->''"Hold on a minute! There are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me. One--" [gets knocked out]''
-->-- '''The Tenth Doctor''', ''Franchise/DoctorWho'', "The Idiot's Lantern"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]

->'''Sonny''': Big Six here would like a word with ya.\\
'''Stone''': I'm all ears.\\
'''Sonny''': You don't need 'em. He talks with his hands.\\
'''Stone''' ''[Turning, to hit Big Six]'': Is that so--?\\
''[Big Six knocks Stone to the floor.]''
-->-- ''Theatre/CityOfAngels''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->''[[ExactWords (Circle) Shut Wyzen/Kalrow/Augus/Deus up]]''
-->-- '''Actual prompts''', ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

->'''[[{{God}} Chakravartin]]''': You have exceeded my expectations. I praise you. You are indeed the one to inherit this world. Gaea must be led by one of its own. Now that you have become a perfect being, I may now leave this world, and save other worlds in need of my guidance. Come, and join your daughter (...) ''[extends hand]'' I am counting on you.
->'''Asura''': ''[[[ExactWords extends arm into Chakravartin's face]]]'' I refuse!
-->-- ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

->''"Aha, the first strike? Not one to mince words, are we?"''
-->-- '''Chaser, Scholar of the Burning Blood''', should the player attack him mid-dialogue, ''VideoGame/{{Deepwoken}}''

-> ''"Yours... not mine."''
-->--'''FlavorText for [[HandCannon The Last Word]], said by both Jaren Ward and Shin Malphur''', ''VideoGame/{{Destiny}}''

->''"Don't speak. Just die."''
-->-- '''Dante''', ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry2''

->'''Zamasu:''' [[ThisCannotBe It can't be]]... [[VillainousBreakdown A god losing to a mortal... this cannot happen...]] \\
I am a ''god''. I am [[NotSoWellIntentionedExtremist justice given form]] - [[BlasphemousBoast I am the world]]! The most noble, splendid, immortal... and supremely powerful god...\\
ZAMASU- \\
'''Vegito:''' ''(slams his fist into Zamasu's face)'' GOTCHA!
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonBallFighterz'' Dramatic Finish

->''"I've had enough of your snide insinuations!" [punch]''
-->-- '''Commander Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

->''"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!" [punch]''
-->-- '''Commander Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->''"[[RuleOfThree I've had enough of your tabloid journalism]]!" [punch]''
-->-- '''Commander Shepard''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->''"Soon the defense will rest... her fist upon your face."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/SheHulk''', when facing off against [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]] in ''[[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]''

->''"[[EvilGloating What an agreeable little lamb you are!]] I have been grooming victims for [[spoiler:the Vake]] since, oh, long before the Fall, but I've never found one as argh; damn you; ow; desist; REEEGH!"''
-->-- '''A certain treasonous [[spoiler:Naturalist]]''', being interrupted by your ticked-off character with an armful of rocks, ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

->[[ThePaladin Perun, Radegast, and Saladin]] [[ResurrectiveImmortality died many more times than any one of Segoth's men. But any time one of them fell, another would cover them until they staggered to their feet again.]] [[HoldTheLine The shield wall held. The three gave no ground.]]\\
[[RageQuit Finally, his robes singed and ragged, Segoth signaled a retreat.]] \\
"Iron Wolves!" he shouted as his warriors scattered and a cheer went up from the people in the silver ruins. [[AndYourLittleDogToo "I will slaughter everyone who has ever sheltered you!"]]\\
[[ShutUpHannibal In answer, Perun shot him again.]]
-->-- '''Grimoire: The Iron Lords: Lady Perun''', ''Videogame/{{Destiny}}''

->'''Moebius O and P:''' Do try to curb your disgust, you dirty pleb. Hah! We'll have you know this is the true form of [[FusionDance Interlinking!]] Yes. The form in which two worlds become one. A far more refined form than this... half-assed one you've stumbled upon. Look upon us and tremble before perfection! You'll writhe in agony before we- (gets punched by Mio into a boulder)\\
'''Noah:''' Mio?\\
'''Mio:''' Stop...\\
'''Moebius O and P:''' Stop?\\
'''Mio:''' Stop toying... with everyone's lives!
-->-- ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3''


[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]

->'''AK-130 Android:''' Intruder. Identify yourself.\\
''[Adam fires Blush into its face]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', "Black" trailer

->''"What did you say to me?! Actually, it doesn't matter. I've got the best comeback of all: [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter A SPAS-12]]."''
-->-- '''[[Videogame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''

->'''Rubric Marine:''' Maybe if you were less of an egocentric dick, you would've [[KilledMidSentence noticed-]]
->'''Ahriman:''' ''[[CallingYourAttacks DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE!]]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Psycho Mantis''': Hold up... ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot1996 Crash Bandicoot]]''? SERIOUSLY? You played THAT!?\\
''[Solid Snake [[CurbStompBattle shoots Psycho Mantis in the head]]]''\\
'''Psycho Mantis''': Ow, wait I'm not finished!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}, [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Let's Destroy The Metal Gear!]]''

->''"You engaged your foe in [[ShutUpHannibal PUERILE BICKERINg]] when the only requisite rebuttal was a [[LightEmUp bURST OF LIGHt]] in its open maw…"''
-->-- '''Lucifer''' to Spender, ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'', [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-4-page-149 Chapter 4 Page 149]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->It feels like it's been centuries since two-time welterweight [=BlackBerry=] boxer grand champion Naomi Campbell has injected fear into the streets by whoopin' tricks left and right. Naomi hasn't curbed her cuntiness ([[BileFascination THANK GOD]]), but I thought that maybe she retired her slapping hands and was done with leaving her mark (aka her palm print) on people's faces. Well, I thought wrong, because Naomi the Terrible was back to terrorizing hos in Cuba yesterday.\\\
A cameraman from NBC News made the mistake of following Naomi as she left her hotel in Havana. Naomi told him to [[GetOut get out of her face]]. Now, when Naomi Campbell tells you to get out of her face, you either listen or you [[SuicideAttack call your mother to tell her you love her, put on a helmet and hope for the best while clutching a rosary.]] The cameraman kept filming and so Naomi came for his ass... Naomi later called NBC News to apologize and said it was all just one, big misunderstanding! What Naomi means by "misunderstanding" is that she didn't want a camera filming her face for free and the cameraman didn't understand that, so she had to explain it to him in a language he may understand. The language being her favorite language: Slapanese. That’s what she meant.
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/27/naomi-the-terrible-is-up-to-her-old-tricks-again/ Michael K.]]''', "Naomi The Terrible Is Up To Her Old Tricks Again"

->'''???''': Difficulty is not a concern. But enlighten me, what is it that you think will be difficult about this plan?\\
''[Nova simply presses the trigger of the thunderlord, causing it to let loose with its massive .50 caliber electrostatic rounds.]''\\
'''Nova''' : See, the problem with that is plans become much harder to complete when you're dead.
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]

->''"Let this be a lesson, kids. When debating, solve your problems not with an agreement, but by screaming, ''"I AM A MAN!"'' and punching them in the guts. Allow me to demonstrate. '''''"I AM A MAN!!!"'''''" ''[=[=][[MemeticMutation punch]]]''
-->-- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->'''Rubber Soul''': I'm Rubber Soul!\\
''[Rubber Soul reveals himself.]''\\
'''Rubber Soul''': And this is my real identity, Rubber Soul, Mr. Damn Handsome.\\
'''Jotaro''': What's with this guy? He's annoying.\\
'''Rubber Soul''': Huh? What was that? There's something on my face? What is it? Huh? Handsome? Hehaha! Handsome on my face. Huhuhuhu! Seriously?! Oh man! Hahaha, Handsome on it, oh man! Can wash that off. Nah, no way, it's Handsome after a...\\
'''Jotaro''': ORA!\\
''[Star Platinum decks Rubber Soul in the face.]''\\
'''Jotaro''': You're pretty damn irritating!
-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'''Jeice''':Alright, you bastard! Prepare to feel the wrath of the Ginyu For--! ''(gets punched)'' GUOGH!! D'AAUGH! YOU ''GODDAMN WANKER!'' You punched me in the--! ''(gets punched)'' D'UOGH! ''D'AUGH!'' You did it ''again!'' I-- ''(gets punched)'' D'ACK! Stop it! STOP IT, I-- ''(gets punched) PIIIISS!!! (thinking)'' Auugh, what would the Cap'n tell us to do in this situation?!\\
'''Ginyu:''' ''(in flashback)'' Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to--''(flashback gets interrupted by yet another punch)''\\
'''Jeice:''' ''D'OHH!'' OWWW, HE CUT OFF THE CAP'N!\\
'''Goku:''' So, are you gonna ''dodge'' any of these?\\
'''Jeice:''' Ohhh, ''that's'' what the Cap'n-- ''(gets punched) Oowww!'' BURTER! ''SUPPORT!!''\\
'''Burter:''' Well, you've got very nice hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team.\\
'''Jeice:''' AH MEANT ''PUNCH 'IM'', YA DAFT BASTARD!! Ugh! Oh, but thanks, ya know? Th-that really cheered me-- ''(gets punched)'' OW! OH, ''GOD'', I THINK HE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!!
-->-- A comedic example from ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Cell:''' Look at ''you''! I'm gonna call you "Whopping Cough", because you just ''devastated'' [[ParentalNeglect my children]]! And for a second there, I thought [[DontMakeMeDestroyYou that yarn you were spinning]] was going to turn up short. But ''here you are''! ''[chuckles]'' [[WorthyOpponent My final challen]]- ''[[[ShutUpHannibal Gohan strikes him right through the stomach]]]'' WOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!\\
'''Gohan:''' Careful, Cell. ''[[BondVillainStupidity Your Vegeta's showing.]]''
-->-- A more serious example from ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

-> '''K. Rool''': Oh, Donkey Kong! I see that was you all along, eh? Well, you know how it is, simple misunderstandings and whatnot. What do you say we let bygones be bygones and I'll be on my way?
-> ''[{{beat}}]''
-> '''Donkey Kong''' BANANA SLAMMA!
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gvPvQP5B9k Donkey Kong Country Abridged: Episode 2 - Ape Fool Young]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''The Abomination:''' You ready, animal? With the Leader's tech, I'm stronger than you! I'm ''smarter'' than you! And I'm going to BEAT YOU TO A- \\
'''[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk The Hulk]]:''' RAAAGH! ''(kicks Abomination through the ceiling)''
-->''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'', "[[Recap/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroesS1E13GammaWorldPart2 Gamma World, part 2]]"

->'''Condiment King:''' "What's this? Ah, [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the Big Bad Bat Guy]]. I knew you'd [[{{Pun}} ketchup]] to me sooner or later. How I've [[{{Pun}} relished]] this meeting. You, the Dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the Conceptual ''Condiment King''! Come, Batman, [[BringIt let's see if you can cut the mustard]].\\
'''Batman:''' ''[delivers a single punch to CK's stomach]'' Quiet!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''Megatron:''' Oh well, come on, let's have it. The usual "destiny and honor" speech.\\
'''Optimus Primal:''' ''[[VerbThis Speech this]]''. ''[POW]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'', "Nemesis, Part 2"

->'''Cyclops:''' ''[blasts Mr. Sinister]'' I warned you before to leave us alone!\\
'''Mr. Sinister:''' I can't. I won't! The world needs -- ''[gets blasted again]'' Agh!\\
'''Cyclops:''' What was that? I don't think I heard you right.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries''

[[/folder]]
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