->'''Sméagol:''' We knows safe paths for Hobbitses. Safe paths in the dark.\\
'''Gollum:''' Shut up!\\
'''Bilbo:''' I didn't say anything.\\
'''Gollum:''' I wasn't talking to you.
-->-- ''Film/TheHobbitAnUnexpectedJourney''

->''Well, me, it's nice talking to myself\\
A credit to dementia\\
Someday you too will know my pain\\
And smile its black-toothed grin\\
If the war inside my head\\
Won't take a day off I'll be dead\\
My icy fingers claw your back\\
Here I go again!''
-->-- '''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "Sweating Bullets"

->'''Romana:''' Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, Doctor.\\
'''Fourth Doctor:''' Insanity? Me? That's ridiculous! I'm a stabilizing force of the universe!\\
'''Seventh Doctor:''' I just think one of us could do a better job alone. "[[ActorAllusion Too many bakers]] spoils the crust."\\
'''Sixth Doctor:''' And what is ''that'' supposed to mean?
-->-- ''Webcomic/The10Doctors''

->''"Barry, is that how you get ants? Yes it is, Other Barry, yes it is."''
-->-- '''Barry Dylan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''O'Malley''': ''GET OUT OF MY HEAD!''\\
'''Doc''': Technically, it's ''my'' head. But I don't mind sharing!
-->-- ''WebOriginal/RedVsBlue''