->'''Sméagol:''' We knows safe paths for Hobbitses. Safe paths in the dark.\\
'''Gollum:''' Shut up!\\
'''Bilbo:''' I didn't say anything.\\
'''Gollum:''' I wasn't talking to you.
-->-- ''Film/TheHobbitAnUnexpectedJourney''

->''Well, me, it's nice talking to myself\\
A credit to dementia\\
Someday you too will know my pain\\
And smile its black-toothed grin\\
If the war inside my head\\
Won't take a day off I'll be dead\\
My icy fingers claw your back\\
Here I go again!''
-->-- '''Music/{{Megadeth}}''', "Sweating Bullets"

->'''Romana:''' Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, Doctor.\\
'''Fourth Doctor:''' Insanity? Me? That's ridiculous! I'm a stabilizing force of the universe!\\
'''Seventh Doctor:''' I just think one of us could do a better job alone. "[[ActorAllusion Too many bakers]] spoils the crust."\\
'''Sixth Doctor:''' And what is ''that'' supposed to mean?
-->-- ''Webcomic/The10Doctors''

->''"Barry, is that how you get ants? Yes it is, Other Barry, yes it is."''
-->-- '''Barry Dylan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''O'Malley''': ''GET OUT OF MY HEAD!''\\
'''Doc''': Technically, it's ''my'' head. But I don't mind sharing!
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->'''Asuka''': Are you happy now?\\
'''Asuka''': Eh? Exactly what do I have to be happy about?\\
'''Asuka''': You made the decision, right? [[BelligerentSexualTension To make peace with]] [[TheHero Shinji]]...\\
'''Asuka''': [[{{Tsundere}} What gave you that idea? The sofa WAS uncomfortable!]]\\
'''Asuka''': That may work on him, but not me... I'm you, remember? There's nothing you can hide from me...\\
'''Asuka''': ... You're no smarter than him...\\
'''Asuka''': [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/960234/002/ I'm just as smart as you. And just so stupid...]]
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''chapter 4''

->"I'm not really here" she said quickly with a slight smile as the observation passed through his mind. "And no, you are not loosing your grip on reality" she assured him.\\
"After everything that's happened, I am not so sure" he replied somewhat sarcastically.\\
"Understandable" she nodded. "If it helps, think of me… as an echo of the events, a shadow without form, nothing more then a memory in your mind".\\
"Well uh… you're a rather… talkative memory" he replied, then stopped. Oh God, am I talking to myself now he asked in despair…
-->-- ''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling''

->Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid.\\
Shut up, mind. Do your job. Find me a way out of this.
-->-- '''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]''', ''Fanfic/TheVampireOfSteel''

->'''Ghost Jean:''' And I don't understand why you're wearing headphones right now.[...]\\
'''Teen Jean:''' Because it makes it seem... like I'm not a crazy person. Talking to herself.[...]\\
'''Ghost Jean:''' Heh. There's the irony, right? You '''are''' talking to yourself.
-->--''ComicBook/JeanGrey'' #7

->'''Kermit:''' I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features.
->'''Kermit:''' So why did you leave the swamp in the first place?
->'''Kermit:''' 'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. Hmph, he probably says that to everybody.
->'''Kermit:''' On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.
->'''Kermit:''' Yeah, but then it would just be ''me'' feeling miserable. Now, I got a lady pig, I got a bear, and a chicken, a dog, and a thing, whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey.
->'''Kermit:''' Hmm, yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much.
->'''Kermit:''' No, I guess not. Anyhow, I brought 'em out here into the middle of nowhere. It's all my fault.
->'''Kermit:''' Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember... they ''wanted'' to come.
->'''Kermit:''' But that's because they believed in me.
->'''Kermit:''' No, they believed in the dream.
->'''Kermit:''' Well, so do I, but...
->'''Kermit:''' You do?
->'''Kermit:''' Yeah, of course I do.
->'''Kermit:''' Well, then...?
->'''Kermit:''' Well, then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised ''me''.