-> '''Red Mage''': The idea was to delay the final battle until we leveled back up, when actually we'd just ignore Chaos until the heat death of the universe. And then, y'know, not our problem. But then he argued me down from infinity to 24 hours.
-> '''Black Mage''': That's less than ideal.
-> '''Red Mage''': He had a better bargaining position since he's all-powerful.
-> '''Black Mage''': Excuses, excuses.
->'''[[SteamPunk Sky Pirate]]''': You know, I could ''swear'' you looked different just moments ago... before you went out of sight for a few minutes.
->'''Sean''': I think the ornate brass scrollwork on your sword has made it less durable than a simpler one, and maybe that multi-lens thingy is all just plain glass and serves no functional purpose? Also pieces of your outfit seems to be inspired by various fashions of 1800s colonialism! Just a warning, but you might have a hard time explaining 'Sorry about the occupation, but this jacket has nice ''lines'', don't you think?'
->'''Sky Pirate''': ''[Stares, jaw agape]''
->'''Sean''': And oh my goodness you dropped a sprocket and some guy over there said that Queen Victoria was stupid.
->'''Sky Pirate''': ''[[YourHeadASplode [Head explodes]]]''
-->-- ''[[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p38 Dr. McNinja]]''
->"Dalek! You have been defeated. Surrender! You have ''failed''. Your forces are destroyed, your home planet a burnt cinder circling a dead sun. Even Davros, your creator, is dead! You have no superiors, no inferiors, no reinforcements, no hope, no rescue! You're trapped, a trillion miles and a thousand years from a disintegrated home. I have defeated you. You no longer serve any purpose."
-->-- '''[[Series/DoctorWho The Seventh Doctor]]''' to a [[DrivenToSuicide self-destructing]] Dalek, "Remembrance Of The Daleks"
->'''Batman:''' What are you gonna do... ''[[LampshadeHanging Talk]]'' [[LampshadeHanging me to death]]?\\
'''Owlman:''' Actually... ''*PUNCH*'' [[DefiedTrope I thought I'd]] ''[[DefiedTrope beat]]'' [[DefiedTrope you to death]].
->"But who actually commited the crime... is you! No alibi, no justice, no dreams, no hope! It's time to pay for your crimes! '''TAKE THIS!'''"
-->-- '''[[AceAttorney Phoenix Wright's]]''' [[LimitBreak level 3 hyper]] in ''UltimateMarvelVSCapcom3''
->"I see you fight with words, like all beneath the banner of the Bear. Let us hope your skill with weapons proves greater."
-->--'''Legate Lanius''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''
->'''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Winged Monkey:]]''' Hahaha! You'll never win!\\
'''Franchise/TheCrow:''' [[NietzscheWannabe It doesn't matter. Existence is nothing but frustration and pain! Everything you love eventually leaves you. Misery is your only constant friend.]]\\
'''Winged Monkey:''' ...you're right. [[[DrivenToSuicide Hangs himself on a noose]]]\\
'''The Crow:''' [Wipes away a tear at a job well done.]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', 4.17
->'''Fluttershy:''' (softly) How dare you... (louder) How dare you! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully. You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not-- I repeat-- ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You do not! Hurt! My! Friends!]]'' You got that?\\
'''Dragon:''': But that rainbow one kicked me. (Referring to Rainbow Dash)\\
'''Fluttershy:''' And I am very sorry about that. But you're bigger than she is, and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.\\
'''Dragon:''' But I--\\
'''Fluttershy:''' Don't you "but I" me, mister. Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said, ''what'' do you have to say for yourself?\\
'''Dragon:''' (starts crying)\\
'''Fluttershy:''' (comforting voice) There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.