->'''Red Mage''': The idea was to delay the final battle until we leveled back up, when actually we'd just ignore Chaos until the heat death of the universe. And then, y'know, not our problem. But then he argued me down from infinity to 24 hours.\\
'''Black Mage''': That's less than ideal.\\
'''Red Mage''': He had a better bargaining position since he's all-powerful.\\
'''Black Mage''': Excuses, excuses.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Sean''': I think the ornate brass scrollwork on your sword has made it less durable than a simpler one, and maybe that multi-lens thingy is all just plain glass and serves no functional purpose? Also pieces of your outfit seems to be inspired by various fashions of 1800s colonialism! Just a warning, but you might have a hard time explaining 'Sorry about the occupation, but this jacket has nice ''lines'', don't you think?'\\
'''Sky Pirate''': ''[Stares, jaw agape]''\\
'''Sean''': And oh my goodness you dropped a sprocket and some guy over there said that Queen Victoria was stupid.\\
'''Sky Pirate''': ''[[YourHeadASplode [Head explodes]]]''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p38]]

->'''Sheridan''': The Vorlons ask only one question, over and over: "Who are you?" And you, for you the question is, "What do you want?" I have never heard ''you'' answer that question. Who are YOU? What do YOU want?\\
[Old Ones are mute]\\
'''Delenn''': [[TheFogOfAges You don't know]], do you. You've been fighting each other so long, you've forgotten.
-->--''Series/BabylonFive'' ([[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS04E06IntoTheFire}} "Into the Fire"]])

->''"Dalek! You have been defeated. Surrender! You have '''failed'''. Your forces are destroyed, your home planet a burnt cinder circling a dead sun. Even Davros, your creator, is dead! You have no superiors, no inferiors, no reinforcements, no hope, no rescue! You're trapped, a trillion miles and a thousand years from a disintegrated home. I have defeated you. You no longer serve any purpose."''
-->-- '''[[Series/DoctorWho The Seventh Doctor]]''' to a [[DrivenToSuicide self-destructing]] Dalek, "Remembrance Of The Daleks"

->'''Batman:''' What are you gonna do... ''[[LampshadeHanging Talk]]'' [[LampshadeHanging me to death]]?\\
'''Owlman:''' Actually... ''*PUNCH*'' [[DefiedTrope I thought I'd]] ''[[DefiedTrope beat]]'' [[DefiedTrope you to death]].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueCrisisOnTwoEarths''

->''"But who actually commited the crime... is you! No alibi, no justice, no dreams, no hope! It's time to pay for your crimes! '''TAKE THIS!'''"''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright's]]''' [[LimitBreak level 3 hyper]] in ''VideoGame/UltimateMarvelVSCapcom3''

->''"I see you fight with words, like all beneath the banner of the Bear. Let us hope your skill with weapons proves greater."''
-->--'''Legate Lanius''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

->'''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Winged Monkey:]]''' Hahaha! You'll never win!\\
'''Franchise/TheCrow:''' [[NietzscheWannabe It doesn't matter. Existence is nothing but frustration and pain! Everything you love eventually leaves you. Misery is your only constant friend.]]\\
'''Winged Monkey:''' ...you're right. [[[DrivenToSuicide Hangs himself on a noose]]]\\
'''The Crow:''' [Wipes away a tear at a job well done.]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', 4.17

->'''Fluttershy:''' (softly) How dare you... (louder) How dare you! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully. You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not-- I repeat-- ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You do not! Hurt! My! Friends!]]'' You got that?\\
'''Dragon:''' (whimpers)\\
'''Fluttershy:''' Well?\\
'''Dragon:''': But that rainbow one kicked me. (Referring to Rainbow Dash)\\
'''Fluttershy:''' And I am very sorry about that. But you're bigger than she is, and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.\\
'''Dragon:''' But I--\\
'''Fluttershy:''' Don't you "but I" me, mister. Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said, ''what'' do you have to say for yourself?\\
'''Dragon:''' (starts crying)\\
'''Fluttershy:''' (comforting voice) There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Dragonshy"

->'''Yoshihisa Manabe:''' (with TranquilFury) Yo, [[LastNameBasis Moritani]].\\
'''Hiyori Moritani:''' Oh, [[LastNameBasis Manabe]], what's up?\\
'''Manabe:''' [[ManipulativeBitch This is your doing]], isn't it? (''Holds up a drawing of Haruka Kotoura [[StressVomit throwing up]] and reading "You stink, Barfoura! GetOut of here!''")\\
'''Hiyori:''' Wh-What are you talking about? [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I don't know what you're trying to say]].\\
'''Yoshihisa:''' [[DefiedTrope Don't]] [[ObfuscatingStupidity play dumb]] with me! When [[{{Telepathy}} Kotoura]] [[StressVomit threw up]], it was [[FortuneTeller your fortune she was telling]], right? You don't deny that, do you?\\
'''Hiyori:''' Wh-What if it was? Are you saying it's my fault she threw up?\\
'''Yoshihisa:''' (smirking) [[BluntYes Yes]], [[AMindIsATerribleThingToRead your mind is so disgusting]], it made Kotoura puke!\\
'''Hiyori:''' Why are you making me out to be the bad guy?! [[JerkassHasAPoint What she does is much worse]]! [[MindOverManners She peeks into people's minds without permission]]! [[note]] (What she fails to understand here is that [[{{Telepathy}} Haruka]] has PowerIncontinence) [[/note]] I bet she told you, (mockingly) "''Oh woe is me! Please save me!''" Right?\\
'''Yoshihisa:''' No, She never told me anything. [[DidYouThinkICantFeel She kept it all bottled up inside of her]].\\
'''Hiyori:''' Why? Why do you always take her side?!\\
'''Yoshihisa:''' [[LoveConfession Because I like her]]! [[ShutUpHannibal Got a problem with that]]?!\\
''(StunnedSilence fills the room)''
-->-- ''Manga/KotouraSan'', towards the end of episode 2.

->'''Phelous D1:''' Mwa ha ha ha ha!\\
'''Phelous:''' You should kill yourself.\\
'''Phelous D1:''' Ha ha ha- you're right. Computer, self destruct.\\
''(Phelous D1's ship explodes)''
-->-- ''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''

->'''The Network:''' It's useless arguing with you. You will be left to your own devices.\\
'''Gary King:''' Really?\\
'''The Network:''' Yeah...''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck it!]]''

->'''Buster Kincaid:''' Maybe you could use that technique...what do you Space Rangers call it? [[LogicBomb The Kirk Maneuver?]] She's [[{{Cyborg}} half computer]] try talking her to death.
->'''Captain Proton:''' She's also half woman, Kincaid. They usually end up talking ''me'' to death!
-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''