-> ''[[http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=137987071 "Is this what the aliens do for fun?]] At least they're not [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall playing ... computer games]]."''
--> -- '''[[TheEngineer Dr. Raymond Shen]]''', ''VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown''

->''"Hey, [[SarcasmMode that's neat]], I paid money for this game and it insults me."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', on ''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/10/30/fmv-hell-halloween-special-bloodwings-pumpkinheads-revenge/ Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge]]''

->''"Find me one case in which random user comments enhance an online experience. Scroll down now and read the first five comments under ''this'' video! You should be feeling a cold metallic sensation because you're now holding a gun to your head."''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''SuperMario3DLand''

->''"For as much as we may hate Raiden's inexperienced, ignorant, and shallow personality, I believe these qualities were intentionally designed to reflect a very specific demographic of ''Franchise/MetalGear'' fan: those who also clamoured for 'VR Missions' after the original ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' and took such pride in beating all of the challenges. Raiden brags to Solid Snake about his digital accomplishments, listing off some of the exact mission numbers from VR Missions while images of the game play in the background, clearly winking at players who may share his attitude...a passive-aggressive commentary about the problem with gun-crazy gamers? A tongue-in-cheek jab at all the whiny fanboys who missed the point of the anti-war story and [[JustHereForGodzilla just wanted more shooting?]]"''
-->--'''Terry Wolf''', [[http://metagearsolid.org/reports_mgs2_substanceabuse.html "Substance Abuse"]]

->''"Yes, this is a stock market game, and is likely to be the death knell to my sanity because you, Goony [=McGoons=], are going to be my financial advisors. I am putting my financial wellbeing in your hands. Your (surely) very capable hands.\\\
I think I want to cry.''
--> --''[[SomethingAwful Novasol]]'', ''[[http://lparchive.org/Wall-Street-Kid/ Let's Play Wall Street Kid]]

->''"So let's take a look at these here messages we received. I'll answer them on Director Chii's behalf- OK, here we go: "Can you guys like, speed this shit up a little bit- I mean the series ended in April 2011...". [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No. We. Can't.]] "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND UPLOAD EPISODE 3 ALREADY". No, and also - '''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck you]]''' [...] Basically, what I'm trying to say is '''leave Director Chii alone'''. Sending her nasty messages about this won't make an episode come out any faster."''
-->--''[[WebVideo/MedukaMeguca Sakura Kyoko]]'', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSjjudR5uE Meduka Meguca, Episode 3]]
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