->'''Mulan:''' For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!
->'''Chick:''' (as Shang) Well, I'm disturbed by my attraction to this young boy...
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''

->''"A chick, huh. Now I feel better about that RagingStiffie."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/BerserkAbridged''

->''One night all on the raging seas as we were going to bed\\
The captain cried "Farewell my boy, I wish you were a maid\\
Your rosy cheeks and ruby lips they are enticing me\\
And I wish to God with all my heart, a maid you were to me" ''
-->-- ''Maid That's Deep in Love'', trad.

->'''Zack:''' Dude, you're a girl!
->'''Bailey:''' I can explain!
->'''Zack:''' It better be that you're a girl, because I am strangely attracted to you.
-->-- After Zack walks in on Bailey while she's removing her disguise in ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOnDeck''

->Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh my God. No wonder. My God, no wonder. All those times I looked at you and touched you and I couldn't understand why. I thought something was wrong with me. I loved you. Your skin. It's so... Your hair. It must have been beautiful. Oh no... I did... I... I didn't want to touch you. I was afraid to. Your mouth. Yentl. I loved you too.
-->-- '''Avigdor''' to '''Yentl/Anshel''', ''Film/{{Yentl}}''

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