->''"It was then that I made a startling discovery... Lesbians equal '''ratings.'''"''
-->--'''HowardStern''', ''Private Parts''

->''"Lana instantly changes into a vampire. Of course, changing into a vampire usually requires a little bit of time, but hey.... Apparently, being a vampire turns you into [[HornyDevils a total nymph]], too. No wait. That's sweeps."''\\
--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep05 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Thirst")
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