->'''Cloche:''' What did you think of that place brimmed with so much treasure?\\
'''Croix:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Cloche:''' I mean what I said.\\
'''Croix:''' ...It was practically the same as saying, "There is a trap over here."
-->-- ''VideoGame/ArTonelicoIIMelodyOfMetafalica''

->''"This is... suspiciously convenient. I've gotten used to things not going my way for quite a while now."''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''

->'''Rebel Fighter:''' Let me put it this way. If you come across a room full of [[CrateExpectations wooden crates]], what always happens?\\
'''Gordon Frohman:''' I have to do a jumping puzzle?\\
'''Rebel:''' And if you come across a huge cache of ammo, weapons, health packs, and armor chargers, what does '''that''' mean?\\
'''Frohman:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck That I'm about to get my ass kicked?]]\\
'''Rebel:''' [[BluntYes Bingo.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}: [[http://www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/index.php?date=2006-03-24 The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman]]''

->'''Barley:''' Oh, I got a gun.\\
'''Spike:''' That's not good.\\
'''Barley:''' Oh wait...\\
'''Spike:''' That's not good...
-->-- ''LetsPlay/SpikeAndBarleyPlay VideoGame/AfraidOfMonsters'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkOge9JKWJM part one]]

->''"If they give you a lot of shit, it's because you're gonna use it."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash Bozzard]]''' while playing ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''

->''"It is very quiet and I do not like it. I suspect an ambush.\\
\\
You are very well supplied with ammo, and your health is quite solid. This should not be a problem for you. Still, be careful. I smell a lot of bastards."''
-->-- '''NETRICSA''', ''VideoGame/SeriousSam: The First Encounter'', after Sam went through a goodie-filled, monster-free room in the Karnak level.

->''"I try and poke around a bit, and there is a '''rocket launcher''' in the storeroom. Oh, '''very''' nice!'' [nervously] ''...[[EarnYourHappyEnding Uh, why am I being given a rocket launcher?]]"''
-->-- '''Power Pak''', "[[VideoGame/MyHouse MyHouse.WAD]] - Inside Doom's Most Terrifying Mod"

->''"And, uh, heads up! There's a [[BossBattle real mean one]] comin' up past where I am on this floor."''
->''"So, what'll it be? Red potion or blue?"''
-->-- '''Chester''', ''VideoGame/TombOfThePuzzler''
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