->''"So, in this comic we find out Superboy would rather be pimping out his ho than saving innocents."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.superdickery.com/ Superdickery.com]]''

->'''Jay:''' This genetic experiment, the best superpower that Captain America comes out of it with is the ability [[PlayingSick to pretend he's sick]] so he can [[HeroStoleMyBike steal peoples' cars]].\\
'''Jack:''' That's the best superpower in the world! I can [[MundaneUtility run slightly faster than an old man!]]\\
'''Jay:''' What a dick!
-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Best of the Worst]]''''' watches ''Film/CaptainAmerica1990''