->''"So, in this comic we find out ComicBook/{{Superboy}} would rather be pimping out his ho than saving innocents."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.superdickery.com/ Superdickery.com]]''

->''This, boys and girls, is what we call a 'hook'. But don't worry; it's like what they used to do in superhero comics where the cover shows Superman about to dropkick a baby into a volcano or something to force you to buy the comic and discover "oh, turns out all along it was a volcano-shaped sweets shop when it's the baby's birthday".''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilVillage''

->''"Nope! You're not looking at someone ''disguised'' as [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spidey]]... or ''imitating'' Spidey! Nor are you witnessing an ''imaginary'', or a ''dream'' sequence! [...] ...this scene is really ''happening''! But, is our favorite Web-Head ''actually'' committing a crime? Think it over, frantic one, and we'll clue you in later..!''
-->-- Opening narration of ''[[ComicBook/TheAmazingSpiderMan1963 The Amazing Spider-Man]]'' #42
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