->''"Yes, well... We thought he was going through that window a little too often. That's why we put in the Plexiglass!"''
-->--'''Ted''' on Jack's frequent Super Window Jumps, ''FatherTed'', "A Christmassy Ted"

->''"Nice entrance. Either [[ThereWasADoor you've never heard of a door]], or you just like pulling glass out of your shorts."''
-->--'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''' to Batman and Robin, ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries''

-> ''"Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said [[DeadpanSnarker Professor McGonagall]], pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.''
-->--''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows''

-> ''"Can I come through here, or do I have to break my own window?"''
-->-- '''Spider-Man''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan''

-> ''Jump out the window! (Like a BOSS!)''
-->-- ''Music/TheLonelyIsland''

->''"I will have to use stealth instead" said L [[WithCatlikeTread and jumped in the broken window screaming]].''
-->-- ''Fanfic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami''

->''"...it was never the hair and the leather jacket that made Max Payne iconic; it was adopting a comfortable beachside pose while in midair and half-in and half-out of a shattering window."''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on the ''VideoGame/MaxPayne'' series.


->FRYLOCK: Uh, you're going to have to pay for that.
->IGNIGNOKT: It's cool!
->ERR: Yeah, it's cool!
->FRYLOCK: No. It isn't.
->IGNIGNOKT: Oh, it's not?
->ERR: Well, we thought it was.
->FRYLOCK: No. You're going to pay for that window, or I'm callin' the cops.
-->-- AquaTeenHungerForce
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