->''It'sa me; Mario!''
-->-- '''Mario''', ''VideoGame/SuperMario64''

->''I like Mario. It's a game that glorifies the fat, blue collar worker...''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->'''Col. Campbell''': Snake, you know who that is?\\
'''[[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]''': You're kidding, right? It's Mario.\\
'''Col. Campbell''': Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's ''that'' famous.\\
'''Solid Snake''': Good thing [[TheKnightsWhoSaySquee I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle]], huh.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''

->"It may just be because I too suffer from a terrible genetic disability called an older brother, but I've always preferred Luigi to Mario. He's usually made out as a coward, but hey, [[HenryV Falstaff]] was a coward! Show me a Shakespearean character whose sole defining features are blindly following the instructions of some prissy royal bitch and a tendency to jump on things... okay, {{Macbeth}}, perhaps."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''

->"You'll never convince me that Mario and Luigi don't come from [[BrooklynRage Brooklyn, New York]]. Yeah, I remember the ending of ''YoshisIsland'' and the backstory to ''[[VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiPartnersInTime Partners in Time]]'', but [[{{Fanon}} it doesn't matter]]. I mean, how else can they clearly be Italian-Americans if they originated in a universe that does not appear to have an America ''or'' an Italy? To say nothing of radical differences in physics, gravity, and their effects on the relative bone and muscle structure of a being born in one dimension and/or planet but displaced to another like [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Kal-El]] or [[Literature/JohnCarterOfMars John Carter]] being the ''only'' things that could logically explain how two otherwise ordinary plumbers have the strength to leap dozens of feet in the air, run fast enough to achieve aerodynamic lift off, and break solid stone with their fists. Hell, it would also explain why their bodies [[EpilepticTrees undergo strange changes when exposed to seemingly common Mushroom Kingdom fauna that don't generally have the same effect on the native population and]]-- ...what was I talking about?"
-->-- '''{{Moviebob}}''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbVywmbPc_M Continuity Wars]]"

->''One night under heavy doses of narcotics, I was playing ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' and one of my friends thought it would be funny to record what I was saying so I could hear myself later when I was coherent. Here is a transcription of the things I said:''\\
"Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn [[MundaneMadeAwesome SHOE!]] It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!"
-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}'''

->''THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!''
-->--'''Toad''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1''

->''A Mario Brother never says "can't", Luigi!''
-->--'''Mario''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3''

->''Thank you so much for to playing my game!''
-->--'''Mario (or Luigi)''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy'', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'' and ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' (Mario only in the last case)

->''Have you-a ever seen a plunger, in-a these-a hands!?!?''
-->--'''Mario''', ''ThereWillBeBrawl''

-> ''"I mean, I'd be pretty pissed if I was Mario too, just because I'd be like 'Look, I'm a plumber. [[WidgetSeries What the hell is all of this?]]'"''
-->-- '''Dave_O''', ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'', "Mad About Mario"