-> The day [[Comicbook/TheMightyThor my father Odin banished me from Asgard]], [[Comicbook/TheTombOfDracula I was bitten by a vampire]] and [[Comicbook/{{Daredevil}} had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes.]] To make matters worse, [[ComicBook/{{X-Men}} my mutant ability to control weather activated]] just as [[Comicbook/TheIncredibleHulk I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation!]]
-->-- {{Deadpool}} [[BlatantLies explains his origins]], MarvelUltimateAlliance.