-> The day [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor my father Odin banished me from Asgard]], [[ComicBook/{{Blade}} I was bitten by a vampire]] and [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes.]] To make matters worse, [[ComicBook/XMen my mutant ability to control weather activated]] just as [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation!]]
-->-- ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} [[BlatantLies explains his origins]], VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance.

->'''David''': And now, it’s time for the Cliff’s Notes version of ''{{Series/Smallville}}''.\\
'''Chris''': They do in 20 minutes what that show did in ten years, and it’s still too damn long.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-the-movie-1978-part-one/ on]] ''Film/SupermanTheMovie''

->'''Jessica''': What doesn't kill us makes us stranger.\\
'''Simpson''': Stronger.\\
'''Jessica''': If you say so.
-->--Every Marvel origin story, ''Series/JessicaJones2015''

->'''ComicBook/SpiderManNoir''': My name is Peter Parker.\\
'''Peni''': My name is Peni Parker.\\
'''ComicBook/SpiderHam''': My name is Peter Porker.\\
'''All Three''': I was bitten by a radioactive spider ('''Ham''':...pig).\\
'''Noir''': In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg cremes and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.\\
'''Peni''': I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with the spider who lives inside my father's robot, and we're best friends forever!\\
'''Noir''': Sometimes, I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.\\
'''Ham''': I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle! When I'm not poaching around, I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story!
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderverse''

->''Hi, my name is Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by -- '''wouldn't you like to know?''' -- and for the last three years, I've been the one and only -- wait wait wait, you think I'm gonna show you my secret identity? Come off of it! That is, when I'm not playing shows, antagonizing fascists, staging unpermitted political action[=/=]performing art pieces, or having a laugh at the pub with the mandem! I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model, I hate the AM, hate the PM, hate labels, I'm not a hero, 'cuz calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!''
-->-- '''Hobie Brown[=/=]Spider-Punk''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderverse''

-> "Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Kindly couple. ComicBook/{{Superman}}."
-->--''ComicBook/AllStarSuperman''
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