->'''Which would you rather play: The cosy ''VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet'' or the ultra-violent ''VideoGame/{{Killzone}} 2''?'''\\
Can't I have both? An orgy of violence where zippers and wool are flying in all directions, while I, armed with safety pins and a rusty gear rim, am spreading horror and terror in Cosyland?
-->--'''Thomas Berger''', ''gameplay magazine''

->''For some reason, [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed every other week it was freaking Ragnarok in Ponyland]], with some big baddie trying to enslave the ponies, steal some magical artifact, or wipe everything off the maps so they could just {{take over the world}}.''
-->--'''Chad Rococo''', ''WebVideo/FamiliarFaces: Franchise/MyLittlePony Retrospective, Part 1''

->''You just know that on the internet, if it starts off nice and fuzzy and warm, something's gonna die''.
-->'''LetsPlay/SeaNanners''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEo8GIJlXxw Youtubers React]] to WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared

->''Season's warnings Linda and Morbo, in all the tinsel and terror of the holiday season we too often underestimate that murderous brute known as [[BadSanta Santa Clause]]. With images of last year's gingerbread massacre freshly baked into our memories I remind you to bolt your doors, say goodbye to your pets, and lock your children in the closet.''
--> '''Creator/WalterCronkite's head''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', ''A Tale of Two Santas''
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