->'''Kitten''': Well, my divine Lord, we have managed to implement a text-to-speech device into your glorious golden throne. Please, Lord, speak to us!
->'''The God Emperor''': [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: About fucking time. ]]

->'''Kitten''': At last! Our glorious lord can command us once again!
->'''The God Emperor''': [[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Establishing Series Moment I have so many things to complain about. ]]
]]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->''"Now I know how [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Lisa Simpson]] felt when she got her talking Malibu Stacy doll."''
-->-- ''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}'' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/karate-fighters/ on]] {{Wrestling/Sable}}'s first line of dialogue

->''"By now, we're getting a feel for the [[SpearCarrier background extras]]. The female twins can often be spotted [[CreepyTwins creepily dressed]] in the sort of matching outfits that suggest they have their own secret language, and sit on each other's laps when going to the toilet, while [[TotallyRadical Skateboard Dude's]] blond beach-cut is a persistent sight just behind the main action. Proving that cream does rise to the top, this episode marks Skateboard Dude's graduation to a speaking role...''"Bummer!" "Radical!" "Awesome!"''"''
-->-- '''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("The Friendship Business"), ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''"I think we've all established fairly swiftly that Conrad isn't the swiftest tool in the [[Creator/DelphineSoftwareInternational Franco-developed]] box. In fairness, we didn't fully know Conrad's level of douchebaggy-ness 'cause [[SilentProtagonist he didn't speak.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/BenCroshaw''' {{Lets Play}}s ''{{VideoGame/Flashback}}'' (2013)

->''"[[GratuitousSpanish ¡Yo quiero]] Hector Con Carne!"''
-->--- '''[[TalkingAnimal Enrique Jr.]]''' from ''WesternAnimation/EvilConCarne''

->''"You got hints of his voice from the lengthy monologues before each location in the earlier games, but here he's a jaded, sarcastic, slightly goofy yet remarkably likable protagonist. A lot of this has to do with Chris Jones' portrayal of Tex -- it's pretty clear that he's not a professional actor, and can't really pull off the whole 'tough guy' act. But he brings the subtle swagger of someone who really ''wishes'' he were a tough guy, and that's [[NarmCharm the whole part of his charm.]]"''
-->-- ''Website/HardcoreGaming101'' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/texmurphy/texmurphy2.htm on]] ''VideoGame/TexMurphy: Under a Killing Moon''

->''"Is everybody listening? Do you ''believe'' me? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Everybody happy now]]?"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux'''s first lines of dialogue.

->'''Barry''': I can talk!\\
'''Ross''': How'd you manage that?\\
'''Barry''': I used my vocal box! And now I can speak words! ''[coughs]'' I'm not used to it!\\
'''Arin''': Is that the first time you've spoken in, like, forever?\\
'''Barry''': Ever!\\
'''Ross''': I think I saw a moth fly out of your mouth.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SteamTrain'', ''VideoGame/{{Worms}} Armageddon''

->''"Gee, it sure is boring around here!"''
-->-- '''Link''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames''

->''"Hey, cool, Dave! He can talk!"''
-->-- '''[[Creator/PennAndTeller Penn Juliette]]''', after cattle prodding [[TheVoiceless Teller]].

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry Tom:]]''' I'm Tom.
->'''[[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry Jerry:]]''' I'm Jerry.
->'''NC:''' (does a SpitTake) "WHAT THE HELL, DID THEY JUST TALK!? Did Tom and Jerry, one of the most famous silent duos of all time, just speak to each other? No. No, no, no, it's gotta be a mistake, I gotta be hearing things. I'm gonna just go ahead and eat my customary 3-pound watermelon and drink my traditional pitcher of Sangria, both at the same time, while I confirm how wrong I was about this ridiculous misunderstanding..."
-> '''Tom:''' What do you think I am? A dummy?
-> '''Jerry:''' You said it.
-> '''NC:''' (does another SpitTake, covering the camera) "HOLY CRAP, THEY TALKED! THEY ACTUALLY TALKED! The apocalypse has finally begun, [[CueTheFlyingPigs pigs are learning how to fly]], Satan is skating his way to work, and I'm pretty sure that I just became a monkey's uncle! Unbelievable, I mean, just unbelievable. The one rule that you never break, and they broke it in the first ten minutes. I mean, isn't that like one of the Ten Commandments or something? Thou shall not lie, thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife, ''Tom and Jerry don't talk.''"
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie''

->'''Snow White:''' Oh, Excuse Me.
->'''Dopey:''' Excuse Me.
->'''Doc:''' Excuse Me.
->'''Bashful:''' Excuse Me.
->'''Happy:''' Excuse Me.
->'''Sleepy:''' Excuse Me.
->'''Sneezy:''' Excuse Me.
->'''Grumpy:''' GET OUTTA MY WAY!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf''

->''"Let's hope they don't do make a movie with the Road Runner and Coyote, and make them speak. Or that will be another catastrophe."''
-->-- '''Gene Siskel''', ''[[Series/SiskelAndEbert Ebert and Siskel At the Movies]]'', reviewing of ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie''.

->''"It was nice talking to you. It was nice...''talking.''"''
-->-- '''The Poopsmith''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQO1RHETKy4 Marzipan's Answering Machine 17.2]]"

->''"My young friends...For years I have been silent, save for the crude glissandos of this primitive wind instrument. But now, destiny has thrust me into the center ring. In the coming weeks, you will notice some rather sweeping changes in our program. Please do not be alarmed. Itchy and Scratchy will still have a home here. But we will also learn about nutrition, self-esteem, etiquette, and all the lively arts."''
-->-- '''Sideshow Bob''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''" ...Soundwave...superior..."''
-->-- '''Soundwave''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''

->''"[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Screw you guys. I'm going home.]]"''
-->-- '''The New Kid''', ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth''

->'''Mike:''' This is a brilliant idea. But, if you're going to keep Victor in the dark, you'll need my help.\\
'''Player:''' It's nice to be working with you again, Mike!\\
'''Mike:''' You can talk?! I never expected that.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Forza}}'' ''Horizon 5'', ''V10''

-> '''Business executive:''' Why hello there, I'm leveraging real-time, legacy-compliant, collaborative microgramming to make the most important project in my company's history. As soon as I finish this proposal, I--
-> '''Clippy:''' [[MythologyGag It looks like you're writing a letter--]]
-> '''Executive:''' Aaah! ''[cue RecordNeedleScratch]''
-> '''Clippy:''' ...would you like help?
-->-- "Clippy Gets Clipped", the first of three shorts made to promote Advertising/MicrosoftOfficeXP
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