->''"Beyond reality, beyond fantasy, beyond your wildest imagination... lies something better than this."''
--> --DVD tagline

-> '''Obstacle''': None shall pass.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! Weíre in a hurry!
-> '''Obstacle''': You are searching for unspeakable power.
-> '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': And itíd go a lot faster if you got out of the way.
-> '''Obstacle''': But a great evil searches for it too.
-> '''ObscurusLupa''': Sort of why we need to get going.
-> '''Obstacle''': He will never stop until he finds it.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Okay, enough of this.
-> '''Obstacle''': Your destiny awaits you.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Eat lead, you fairy dropping!
-> '''Obstacle''': Critic?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Suede?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I canít believe it! What have you been doing with yourself?
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, Iím an obstacle. You know how it is...
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': No kidding youíre an obstacle! Holy smokes!
-> '''ObscurusLupa''': Who is that?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''': Oh, thatís That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': That thing with your voiceĖ How did you do that?
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Thatís incredible, man, thatís incredible! Oh, itís great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- Weíre looking for Malachiteís Hand. Do you know where that is?
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Well, of course I do. Iím an obstacle, for goodness sake.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Fantastic!
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': What?
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Letís get out of here.
-> '''{{Benzaie}}''': Oh, Suede! Itís good to see you!
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Benzaie? I thought you hated me.
-> '''{{Benzaie}}''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you.
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Oh, all right then.
-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway?
-> '''ThatDudeInTheSuede''': Okay, let me fill you in. A long time agoÖ
--> -- The return of ThatDudeInTheSuede.

->''"You'll be a lady and like it, you panty-waist sissy!"''
--> --'''ObscurusLupa''', while yanking the Critic's tie and making him bend over like a girl. [[note]] Less dirty in context, promise.[[/note]]

->'''Joe:''' JustForFun/{{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my]] [[SubvertedTrope lawyer.]]
->'''Cloak:''' Father.
->'''Joe:''' Whatever. PrepareToDie!

->''"The power is... yours."''
--> -- '''Ma-Ti''''s [[spoiler: final words]].

->'''Joe:''' "Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster."
->'''Todd:''' "Father."
->'''Snob:''' "That's not even a person!!"

->''"It's still better than ''Furry Vengeance''."''
--> --'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on the commentary.

->''"MyNameIsInigoMontoya, [[SevenDirtyWords motherfuckers]]!"''
--> --'''Angry Joe''' unleashing his [[MoreDakka MP5]] on the cloaks.

->'''Joe:''' Hello. My name is [[EpicFail Amigo Toyota]].
->'''Everyone:''' ''(mass {{Facepalm}})''
->'''Joe:''' WHATEVER! YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!
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