->''And all those angry letter writers\\
Like Disgusted from the Isle-of-Wight\\
And Mad from Hull and Outraged from Leeds\\
And Slightly Annoyed from Berwrick-on-Tweed\\
Will instantly change their tune.''
-->--'''TimMinchin''', "Five Poofs and Two Pianos"

-> ''"Quick! [[ToTheBatNoun To the Bat-fax!]]"''
-->-- '''Hobbes''', ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''"Jew-and-a-Half had done what he could. He had written a letter."''
-->'''Creator/IsaacBabel, "How it was done in Odessa"'''

->'''Hans Blix''': I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else...
->'''Kim Jong-il''': Or erse what?
->'''Hans Blix''': Or else we will be very, very angry with you... And we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
-->-- ''TeamAmericaWorldPolice''

->'''Sir Humphrey''': How about a StronglyWordedLetter?
->'''Hacker''': And get an even more strongly worded letter back? Copied to all the dailies? No thanks!
-->-- ''YesMinister''

->''"My email to [[Music/DollyParton Miss Parton]] garnered no reply. I do not know why. I thought it was very courteous. Here it is in its entirety:\\\
“Hi Dolly-\\\
My name is RD Reynolds, and I run a website called {{Website/WrestleCrap}}.com. I usually love your work (I openly sob to Hard Candy Christmas at least 50 times every December), but I have to ask…what the heck were you thinking naming Wrestling/HulkHogan ‘Starlight Starbright’? That’s the stupidest name in the history of man. I mean, seriously, you really must have had your head up your anus to come up with that one. I’m so livid about this, that I think I’ll burn down Dollywood in an attempt to adequately express my anger.\\\
Your friend,\\\
RD Reynolds\\\
PS – I love your jugs.”"''
-->-- [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/classic-induction-headlock-on-my-heart-in-this-ring-i-thee-wed/ "Headlock On My Heart"]]

->''"You might want to brace yourself, but [[{{Twitter}} adding "#bpspill"]] ''doesn't do a goddamn thing and never will''. It turns out that unless you're [[NukeEm manning an ICBM silo]] or are [[Franchise/{{X-Men}} Professor X]], changing the world probably requires you to at least stand up. Maybe more! Similarly ineffective is drawing the Disney/LittleMermaid covered in oil, though it [[RuleThirtyFour makes a welcome change from the other sticky substances the Internet usually covers her in]]."''\\\
"It turns out that BP have actual money fountains (other than the one they just used to make the Gulf of Mexico [[UnusualEuphemism go second in chess]]), so we need a stronger approach than saying, "Gosh, that's awful," while being ecologically buggered with thousands of gallons of oil-lube. "Awareness" just means you're conscious while the buggering takes place. We need awareness and [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge murderous revenge.]]"''
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18614_6-objective-reasons-us-army-should-invade-bp_p2.html on BP]]

->--It’s just... Look, I just have a hard time believing you when you say your house is on fire but you’re not doing anything about it.
->--What do you mean “not ''doing'' anything”? I’m circulating petitions, registering voters. I’ve got a “Fire Kills” bumper sticker on my car. I just sent a check to the campaign of the new candidate for mayor...
-->-- Fred Clark mocking [[RuleAbidingRebel modestly]] "panical" political activism in [[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2011/09/23/they-dont-really-believe-it/ "They don't really believe it"]].

-> "''Find me a quill, quickly! I believe I will write these men a sternly worded missive, packed with subtle barbs and tawdry insinuations. If that does not get their attention, I don't know what will."''
-->-- '''Theodorus''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRevelations''
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