-> '''[[BigBad Paradox]]''': [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Pwotagonists]]! I challenge you to a card game!
-> '''[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds Yusei]]''': You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?
-> '''Paradox''': Yes! That.
-> '''Yusei''': Seems kind of hypocritical.
->-- ''[[Anime/YuGiOhTenthAnniversaryMovie Yu-Gi-Oh!: Bonds Beyond Time]] [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Abridged]]''

-> (After Malachite, who had a couple of rants on how NewTechnologyIsEvil, gets off on his [=iPhone=])
-> '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]''': Uhhhh...
-> '''[[WellIntentionedExtremist Malachite]]''': What?
-> '''Nostalgia Critic''': Thatís a frigginí [=iPhone=]!
-> '''Malachite''': So what?
-> '''Nostalgia Critic''': So what- Thatís technology!
-> '''Malachite''': No it isnít.
-> '''Nostalgia Critic''': Yes it is!
-> '''WebVideo/PawDugan''': Dude, itís like having a freaking computer in your hand!
-> '''Malachite''': Well, Iím just using it for now.
-> '''Nostalgia Critic''': Oh, yeah, [[AndThenWhat and what are you going to do when all of technology is destroyed?!]]
-> '''Malachite''': {pauses} Think of something.
-> '''Nostalgia Critic''': "Think of something." "Think of something." You're an idiot.
-> '''Malachite''': Well, at least Iím not a hypocrite.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights''