->''"Why am I forced to walk the Earth with this conscience? Maybe, if there's such a thing as reincarnation, I can come back down to Earth and just trample all over people without giving a damn about anyone but myself. That would be awesome. That's it -- in my next life, I'm coming back as a conservative."''
-->-- '''Wrestling/MickFoley''', ''The Hardcore Diaries''

->'''David''': ''Smallville''[='=]s Cat Grant is basically MandyMoore from ''{{Film/Saved}}'' Or maybe ReeseWitherspoon in ''{{Film/Election}}''. I mean, she [[InNameOnly doesn’t really act like Cat Grant]] at all. She’s supposed to be [[ReallyGetsAround vamping it up]], you know? Even when she was younger. This Cat Grant is just… like, kind of annoying. I mean, I believe she listens to Glorious Godfrey on the radio, because she seems like the kind of person who’d be into GlennBeck.\\
'''Chris''': All buttoned-up cardigans and homemade cookies.\\
'''David''': I also love how they really twist in the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything gay metaphor]] when Cat starts going on about '[[HeteronormativeCrusader alternative lifestyles]].' I mean, this isn’t the ''{{ComicBook/X-Men}}''.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''Smallville'' ("Shield")

->''"My God! You'd be less subtle if you spray-painted 'I hate Bush' on your chest and went in front of the White House naked!"''
--> -- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''ComicBook/AmazonsAttack''

->--''Protester's placard in '''Anime/DominionTankPolice'''''

-> '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Big Oil]]''' (thought bubble): If I let this guy stop the weather, people will stop dying. But oil is made of dead things. That means less oil.
-> '''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Big Oil]]''' (aloud): beat it, hippie!
-> ''Webcomic/ChainsawSuit'', "[[GlobalWarning Disastorm]]" the movie [[http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2009/02/18/strip-164/ arc]].

-> ''"I think Creator/MichaelMoore is stupid! I think [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]] is the best president! He is the best president because he has a dog!"''
-->--''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum'', mocking Micheal Weiss during his [[Website/{{Newgrounds}} Micheal Weiss Show]] {{MST}}[=/=][[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Retsuflash]]

->''"Oh my God! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!"''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]]''', in "Sideshow Bob Roberts," on finding the tomb of a [[VoteEarlyVoteOften "registered voter" who died in 1909]]