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->''"I OPPOSE EVERYTHING"''
->--''Protester's placard in '''Anime/DominionTankPolice'''''

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->''"I'll remind people that I have a great haircut, and under my stewardship Vice City has had, on average, [[DamnedByFaintPraise 15% better weather than before,]] while crime rates only go up if you don't turn the graph upside down. Turn it upside down, [[MetaphoricallyTrue and they have halved]]--''Halved!''--under me, Alex Shrub. Vote Shrub for president and you'll have a friendly face in the White House. A man you can trust. A local man who likes golf, and laughing, and photo opportunities at your store or place of business. Just send me a letter. I'll send you an automated, photocopied response."''
-->--'''Congressman [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Alex Shrub]]''', ''Pressing Issues'' (Radio/GTARadio)

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->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Big Oil]]''' (thought bubble): If I let this guy stop the weather, people will stop dying. But oil is made of dead things. That means less oil.\\
'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Big Oil]]''' (aloud): beat it, hippie!
-> ''Webcomic/ChainsawSuit'', "[[GlobalWarning Disastorm]]" the movie [[http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2009/02/18/strip-164/ arc]].

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->''"He also served as the inspiration for a superhero, something few other pundits/convicted felons can claim. Unfortunately, that superhero, Edward "The Comedian" Blake from Alan Moore's ''{{ComicBook/Watchmen}}'', was a sociopathic murderer, but it probably looks good on a résumé anyway."''
-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki''''' on G. Gordon Liddy

->'''Chris''': Their plan is to make the ''Daily Planet'' into a sensationalist tabloid that’ll bring in the money by [[StrawmanNewsMedia pushing the world closer to the brink of nuclear war]]. I’m not kidding: This is actually Warfield’s business model.\\
'''David:''' I’d love to be at the story conference where they named him. “Well, he sees, like, the world as a field for war, right? [[EurekaMoment War... field...]]”
-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-iv-the-quest-for-peace-1987-2/ on]] ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

->''"Asuka really plays up the 'Ugly foreigner' aspect of her existence. Whining about how her room's too small, moaning about this and that... while Misato just chimes in 'The Japanese way is about being considerate of others'. I always thought the Japanese way was 'Don't shame your ancestors by getting caught looking as tentacle sex during your [[{{Salaryman}} seven minute lunch break]]'."''
-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/neon-genesis-evangelion/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->''"I'm not even going to pick up particularly on Tat Wood's suggestion that Ettis is intended as an analogue for Arthur Scargill, then effectively the second in command in [[UsefulNotes/PostWarBritishPolitics the miners' union.]]...In any case, if Wood is correct about this equivalence, the decision to have Ettis go mad and try to blow everyone up has to be ranked as the crassest political moment in ''Series/DoctorWho'' since [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS6E1TheDominators}} the pacifists all had to wear dresses.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/09/too-narrow-too-crippled-monster-of.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E4TheMonsterOfPeladon "The Monster of Peladon"]]

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->''"My God! You'd be less subtle if you spray-painted 'I hate Bush' on your chest and went in front of the White House naked!"''
--> -- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''ComicBook/AmazonsAttack''

-> ''"I think Creator/MichaelMoore is stupid! I think [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]] is the best president! He is the best president because he has a dog!"''
-->--''LetsPlay/ChipCheezum'', mocking Micheal Weiss during his [[Website/{{Newgrounds}} Micheal Weiss Show]] {{MST}}[=/=][[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Retsuflash]]

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->''"Oh my God! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!"''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]]''', in "Sideshow Bob Roberts," on finding the tomb of a [[VoteEarlyVoteOften "registered voter" who died in 1909]]

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->''"Yes, the olden days Spanos were slave traders. Hoo boy. Jessie's white liberal guilt is something else, and she spends the episode literally begging Lisa to release “those centuries of repressed anger” on her by letting her buy Lisa's lunch, or carry her to the mall on her back like Master Blaster from ''[[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Mad Max III]]''."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

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