->''"People don't think fat men can fight. They think fat men are funny. They think wrong!"''
-->-- '''Sgt. Jackrum''', ''Literature/MonstrousRegiment''

->''"Like all overweight people in comic books, Etta ''[Candy's]''[='=]s size was a special ability and not a health problem. If she met Nazis or mythological monsters - and she did a lot - she'd simply close her eyes and lean in their direction. This left gravity and momentum no choice but to kill them."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-gayest-fattest-most-racist-most-useless-sidekicks-of-all-time/#ixzz31qxgxUG1 "The 5 Worst Comic Book Sidekicks of All Time"]]

->''"Butterbean is a 408-pound boxer who appeared after a bowling ball and a murderer made a wish on the same lamp. He's a fearless, neckless sphere who, starting at the end of 2005, [[MegatonPunch casually punched a dump truck accident's worth of trauma]] into anyone dumb enough to get in the ring with him. Of the 15 [[DavidVsGoliath big man victories]] I mentioned earlier, Butterbean was responsible for ''eight''."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[https://www.cracked.com/blog/how-mma-proved-that-bigger-guy-usually-loses-horribly/ "How MMA Proved that the Bigger Guy Usually Loses Horribly"]]

->''"Why would I want to feel skinny? Size is strength!"''
--> -- '''Chen Stormstout''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: Mists of Pandaria''

->''"Approximately [[ArtisticLicenseBiology two percent]] of my body mass is fat. Allow me to show you what 350 pounds of ''muscle'' is capable of!"''
-->-- '''The Kingpin''', ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''Arin:''' He's in shape, but...
->'''Dan:''' Yeah, he's like a-- he's like, fit-fat. You know how some people are like, overweight, but they're still kinda like, well put together?
->'''Arin:''' Yeah.
->'''Dan:''' Yeah. Fit-fat.
-->-- ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' on the protagonist of ''VideoGame/{{Karnov}}''

->'''[[Characters/MarvelComicsRedSkull Red Skull]]''': I think you've been eating too many fortune cookies, fat man!\\
'''[[Characters/MarvelComicsTheKingpin The Kingpin]]''': Fah! You mistake my girth for useless flab, Nazi. I assure you it is anything but.
-->--''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica #378''

->''"How come they're the strongest in the world, but they don't have abs?" Abs is not a sign of power, it's just a sign you do not eat enough.''
-->-- '''J. F. Caron''', World's Strongest Man competitor, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLkV1VGqYP8 Strongmen Read Mean Comments]]''
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