->''"The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication."''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Literature/GuardsGuards''

->'''Namekian:''' [music plays] We’re here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!\\
'''Freeza:''' Ninety-two...\\
'''Namekian:''' This has gone on for too long! And now, you’re going to pay!\\
'''Freeza:''' Three hundred and fifty-five...\\
'''Namekian:''' We are... we... what are you-\\
'''Freeza:''' No, go on. Continue, don’t mind me.\\
'''Namekian:''' Aaand... we are the ones who will stop you!\\
'''Freeza:''' Ooh, wow, four hundred and nineteen!\\
'''Namekian:''' That’s- [RecordNeedleScratch] what the ''hell'' are you doing?!\\
'''Freeza:''' Oh, sorry, it’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore so]] ''[[NeverHeardThatOneBefore wearily]]'' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore often]], so I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.\\
'''Namekian:''' Y-you insane ''bastard''.\\
'''Freeza:''' One hundred and ninety.\\
'''Namekian:''' Yeah?! Well, uh, we’re going to... ''[[SoundEffectBleep f**k]]'' your face!\\
'''Freeza:''' Oh-ho-ho, oh ''my!'' ...Twelve.

->'''Namekian elder:''' That wasn't part of our deal!\\
'''Freeza:''' And ''five hundred!'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Dodoria, show them what they won!]]

->'''Goku:''' So are you that Freezer guy?\\
'''Freeza:''' I am ''Lord'' Freeza, yes.\\
'''Goku:''' Awesome! I'ma deck you in the schnoz.\\
'''Freeza:''' ''[[SarcasmFailure *silent for a second*]]'' I'm sorry, [[AvertedTrope that's a new one.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Ben (as [[ShockAndAwe Shocksquatch]]):''' Hey! Let me go!\\
'''Albedo (as [[SuperMode Ultimate]] [[ProjectileWebbing Spidermonkey]]):''' Hah, [[ExactWords if you insist]]. ''(releases [[AllWebbedUp the web Ben's currently trapped in]]; Ben turns back to human form)'' Had enough?\\
'''Ben:''' [[LampshadeHanging Bad guys always say that.]]

->'''Albedo (as Ultimate Humungousaur):''' Let's finish this once and for all!\\
'''Ben:''' [[LampshadeHanging That's another one villains use too much.]]\\
'''Albedo:''' There is nothing wrong with the classics.\\
'''Ben:''' ''(transforms into [[InASingleBound Crashhopper]])'' And there is nothing wrong with the newbies, either!

->'''Ben:''' Had enough?\\
'''Albedo (as Ultimate Humungousaur):''' [[LampshadeHanging Why do the good guys]] [[RuleOfThree always say that?]]

->'''Rook:''' You are finished! Once and for all!\\
'''Ben (as Feedback):''' Ha! Ha hah! See? [[IronicEcho It's funny 'cause that thing he said before]]! Um... never mind, you had to be there.\\
'''Albedo:''' I was there, it's still not funny.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ben10Omniverse'', "A Fistful of Brains"

->'''Gort:''' You think I'm finished, don't you! Well, just you wait till [[NoFourthWall next week's episode!]]
->'''Kremmen:''' This ''is'' next week's episode, Gort.
->'''Gort:''' You'll never get away with this!
->'''Kremmen:''' You said that in Episode 12.
->'''Gort:''' You'll not take me alive?
->'''Kremmen:''' You said that in Episode 15.
->'''Gort:''' All your efforts are doomed?
->'''Kremmen:''' Episode 23...
->'''Gort:''' I'm invincible?
-->-- ''Captain Kremmen''

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