->''"I can't help it man. Hands like little magnets."''
-->-- '''Magnet''', ''Literature/{{Holes}}''

-> ''"My name is [[SdrawkcabName Feiht]]. But most people call me 'Hey! Give that back!'"''
-->-- '''Feiht''', ''Webcomic/ChasingTheSunset''

->''"I love stealin'\\
I love takin' things"''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"Hey ese, I'm breaking into your car!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/FilthyFrank''', "HOW TO SAY HELLO IN 30 LANGUAGES"

-> ''However, the Kulu-ya-ku can be quite irritating when left unchecked, as it goes out of its way to be a dirty little thief, and many people have reported missing items, mysteriously vanishing in the night; Kulu-ya-Ku is usually responsible.''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZ6UW6lnT8 A Day in the Life of Kulu-ya-Ku]]''

->'''Yondu Udonta''': We're Ravagers, we got a code.\\
'''[[ComicBook/StarLord Peter Quill]]''': Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody!
-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''

->'''ComicBook/RocketRaccoon''': Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?\\
'''Rhomann Dey''': Well you will be arrested.\\
'''Rocket''': But what if I want it more than the person who has it?\\
'''Dey''': Still illegal.\\
'''Rocket''': That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?
-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''

->''"If it ain't bolted down, it's fair game!"''
-->-- '''[[PirateGirl Shanty]]''', ''VideoGame/ThemsFightinHerds''

->'''Sam:''' Helix, it's obvious being honest is where the big money is. [[ReformedCriminal From now on, we're going to be honest business men.]] "Honest Sam" is what they'll call me.\\
'''Helix:''' You've got somebody's wallet again.\\
'''Sam:''' This could be a problem. I have no idea how that got there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->'''Rachel:''' So [Josh] stole a couple of bucks from me. Big deal, at least he bought me something with it. (''shows off the bracelet'')\\
'''Monica:''' That's mine!
-->--''Series/{{Friends}}''
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