->''"Have you ever noticed that certain people in our various spheres of influence have amusingly or tragically ironic names? But such is not the case for Michael Steel. I mean, what are the odds that a man named Steel would develop a super-dense, metallic body when exposed to a particularly large dose of cosmic radiation? If only his name had been Michael [=LotteryWinner=], things really might have gone his way."''
-->-- '''Agent Sitwell''', ''VideoGame/MarvelAvengersAlliance''

->'''Leonardo:''' It's Snake! He mutated into a... giant weed!\\
'''Michelangelo:''' That's weird. You'd think he'd get mutated into a snake.\\
'''Raphael:''' Yeah, you would. If you were an idiot!\\
'''Michelangelo:''' But his name is Snake!\\
'''Raphael:''' So?\\
'''Michelangelo:''' You just don't understand ''science''.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012''

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