->''"I don't just pass judgment. I lean on the horn and flip it the bird."''
-->'''Stephen Colbert''' introducing "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger" on the November 28, 2011 broadcast, in response to a deceptive Mitt Romney ad campaign

->''"I'm getting angry at liberals."''
-->'''Stephen Colbert''', ending nine years of the Colbert Report