-> Ted, let me explain Revenue: it's like your embezzlement, but it's directed at customers.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

-> ''It's my way or the highway this Christmas at my bar.\\
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!\\
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till,\\
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will!''
-->-- '''MysteryScienceTheater3000''', ''Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas''

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