->''"It's just a matter of knowing [[GenreSavvy the secret of all TV shows]]; At the end of the episode, everything is always right back to normal."''
-->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''Principal Skinner''': If this episode has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, [[KarmaHoudini you're promoted back to the fourth grade]].\\
'''Bart''': Yeah!\\
'''Principal Skinner:''' And Lisa, you have a choice. You may continue to be challenged in third grade, or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a little pond.\\
'''Lisa''': Big fish! Big fish!\\
'''Principal Skinner''': [[FranchiseZombie That's just sad]].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade"

->''[[MarvelComics "The House]] always wins."''
-->-- {{Comicbook/Loki}}, JourneyIntoMystery

->'''Judge:''' And I further decree that everything will be just like it was before all this happened! And no one will ever mention it again... under penalty of torture. [The townspeople cheer.]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', The Principal and the Pauper

->'''Peter:''' Yeah, how did you lose your job anyway, Lois?\\
'''Lois:''' Ah, I don't know, Peter. Do you really care? Does anyone really care?\\
'''Peter:''' I guess you're right. The story's over, everything's back to normal 'til next week, so who gives a damn?
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Dr. Hartman''': Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid your husband has amnesia.\\
'''Lois Griffin''': Oh my God! Is it permanent?!\\
'''Dr. Hartman''': Well, there's no telling for sure. His memory could return in days, weeks, years, or never. ({{beat}}) ''[[LampshadeHanging Or weeks.]]''
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Stan''': Jeff?! I thought you drowned!\\
'''Jeff''': Nope!\\
'''([[{{Beat}} Awkward beat]])'''\\
'''Stan''': ''Alright!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad: "Season's Beatings"''

->'''Homer:''' Hey Mom, did you know I was [[ContinuityNod blasted into space]]?\\
'''Mona:''' Yes Homer, it ''was'' national news. So... do you still work for N.A.S.A.?\\
'''Homer:''' No, I work at the Nuclear Power Plant.
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons 138th Episode Spectacular'''''

->'''Monk:''' There's an old saying: don't change anything...ever.\\
'''Natalie:''' That's an old saying?\\
'''Monk:''' I've been saying it for years.
-->-- ''Series/{{Monk}}''

->''I'm the last living thing on the planet! [[BreakingTheFourthWall Uh...I should have this fixed by next week, folks...]]''
-->-- '''Webcomic/PrincessPi''', "Princess Pi vs. Everything"

->''"Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'."''
-->-- '''RonaldReagan'''

->''"We protect the status quo, and make steady war on revision and improvement."''
-->--'''Creator/HLMencken'''

->''"I think the character has not progressed since season four. In fact, he may even [[StaticCharacter have regressed a little]]."''
-->--'''Robert Beltran''' on his role in ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->''"Here's a secret - when I finally okayed the clone saga, I told ''[co-writer] ''Danny Fingeroth to build [[ResetButton a backdoor]] into it. I said that I wanted to be able to bring Peter back as the real deal...I believe that both comic book creators and comic book fans are [[{{Batman}} a cowardly and superstitious lot.]] While the fans claim they want change, they tend to [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks react negatively]] to it. [[RunningTheAsylum So do most creators!]]"''
-->--'''Editor [=Tom DeFalco=]''' on ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''

->'''Jay:''' The fact that nobody believes in ghosts anymore? That makes ''no'' sense. After all the events of the first movie? [[WeirdnessCensor A giant marshmallow man walked down the city streets,]] but nobody believes in in anything supernatural anymore? Did everybody ''forget''?\\
'''Rich:''' Because proof of the existence of ghosts [[BrokenMasquerade would change the world too much.]] You still wanna ground the movie in reality--\\
'''Mike:''' That's the thing, though, ''Ghostbusters'' wasn't specifically ''ghosts''; it was more interdimensional beings. Especially the ending: it was, like... [[LovecraftLite an interdimensional god was attacking the Earth.]] It wasn't dead humans coming back to life, it was more an alien kinda thing. But you're right, it would change society dramatically. And writing that kinda thing into a sequel would be complex.\\
'''Jay:''' [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot But that would make it interesting]]. I mean, there ''is'' a certain science element to these movies, too.\\
'''Mike:''' Ehh, they went and threw it all into the garbage. And listened to the people at the boardroom table who said, "This is the best way to make a buncha money."\\
'''Rich:''' "Look, Jay: You make a plot about slime so [[MerchandiseDriven you can sell jars of slime to kids.]] And you can also make a new backpack that the kids'll wanna wear that ''shoots'' slime!"
-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

->''"The ongoing gag in Mario [=RPGs=], when Bowser is enlisted as an anti-hero, is that he opposes the new villain because [[EvilVersusEvil he considers kidnapping the princess to be his territory alone]]. This is a pretty firm indicator that Bowser is just as invested in the status quo as everyone else. His attempts to kidnap the princess seem almost ceremonial. I believe that the very first Super Mario Bros represented the only time when Bowser was genuinely kidnapping the princess to pursue his goals, presumably the attainment of power and influence. And he succeeded. From that point on, he is occasionally seen wearing a crown and being identified as 'King of the Koopas'. He lives in a castle and employs most of the land's monster workforce. [[CutLexLuthorACheck Why does he need to keep kidnapping her?]] He's already a king. I don't see the saccharine lands she rules appealing to his taste for lava and perpetual twilight. It must just be some regular ceremony recreating the original successful revolt, like a friendly game between [[GoKartingWithBowser two rival footballing nations.]]"''
-->-- '''YahtzeeCroshaw''', "[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/10515-Of-Metaphors-and-Mario-RPGs Of Metaphors and Mario RPGs]]"

->''"By the time you read this, this yearís [[{{Wrestling/WWE}} Slammy Awards]] will have come and gone. Wrestling/JohnCena will have won Superstar of the Year, a Wrestling/TripleH match will have [[MarySue mysteriously won Match of the Year for a third year in a row]], and Wrestling/MichaelCole will have convinced you that he is the most annoying on-air personality in company history."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/1996-slammy-awards/ "The 1996 Slammy Awards"]]

->''"JohnCena vs. RandyOrton! Or as I like to call it: '''''[[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRUUUUUGGAAAAAAAHHHH!!!]]'''''"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]'''

->''Speaking of age being the enemy of this movie, I have a problem with the characters of this movie now. You would figure in a movie like this it would be about the characters learning to let go of the past and becoming responsible adults... In the case of this movie, all these characters peaked in high school and cannot get out of thinking about the ď{{glory days}}ď. Of the times [[FridgeHorror I had to stop and think about this movie]], it got a tad depressing. You are seeing a group of people in their 30ís who cannot stop living their high school memories. Itís rather pathetic that these people havenít done anything in the past 13 years they think is so much better than their pie fucking days. Wow.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/american-reunion-jon-hurwitz-hayden-schlossberg-2012/ on]] ''[[Film/AmericanPie American Reunion]]''

->''"Guys come to the door for dates and Phoebe [[IHaveToIronMyDog has to make excuses]], one or both of he sisters is disapproving and says to slow things down, and Phoebe must learn to find true love. There, I just nutshelled nearly a decade of television for you."''
-->--'''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' on ''{{Series/Charmed}}''

->''"This is the dank hell of the neverending adventure. To sustain such a narrative there must always be the suffering of the world in which the adventure is crafted...the story [[MoralDissonance will uphold its degradations]] just so that its hero can, every week, save a tiny fraction of infinity. There is no ending. There is no release. Nothing ever changes except the iconography. Because change is death, and the show refuses death."''
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/03/a-split-in-skin-of-world-end-of-time.html on]] ''DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E17E18TheEndOfTime}} "The End of Time"]]

->''"It's a star-studded reception: Creator/WhoopiGoldberg is back as Guinan! Creator/WilWheaton is back as Wesley Crusher, with ''no'' explanation for why he's back! Last we saw him, he was off to ''[[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence explore new planes of existence]]'' with the Traveler, aaaand now he's back in a Starfleet uniform. Worf is also back, also with no explanation -- but after three films, that's given. For the record, when we last saw him on ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]'', he had just been appointed Ambassador to the Klingon Empire. Now he's back to pushing buttons on a console."''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->'''Annorax:''' When I first encountered your vessel, it was badly damaged - barely functioning. What if I told you in a blink of an eye, I can restore her to its former condition?\\
'''Chuck''': Psst, all we have to do is... ''let the episode end'', and you'll be right as rain next week. Trust me, I know it doesn't make any sense but it ''always'' works that way for you.
-->-- '''{{SFDebris}}''', "Year of Hell"

->''"Because the older characters are the ones that fans remember and relate to, and because they stick with characters much longer, it becomes easier and [[CashCowFranchise more profitable]] to simply go back and tell stories of [[{{ComicBook/Batman}} Bruce Wayne]] or [[{{ComicBook/Superman}} Clark Kent]] or [[ComicBook/GreenArrow Oliver Queen]] or [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Peter Parker]] or ď[[{{ComicBook/Wolverine}} James Howlett]]Ē or [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]] that ď[[ContinuityReboot update]]Ē their origins, because that gives older fans [[NostalgiaFilter a shot of nostalgia]] by using those characters and also by winking at them with references to comics they read when they were growing up. Itís a win-win!\\\
Except itís not. What this does is simply recycle old ideas even more and more, not allowing these characters to grow and change. This has led to dubious editorial decisions, like [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay Peter Parker making a deal with Satan to destroy his marriage]]. Characters that occasionally changed and struck out on their own (Scott Summers leaving the {{ComicBook/X-Men}} after Jean Grey died, for instance) are now locked into their positions, calcified and stagnant. The flip side to this is that new characters [[CListFodder get strangled in the crib.]]"''
-->-- '''Greg Burgas''', "[[http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2010/03/22/how-kurt-busiek-unwittingly-ruined-marvel-and-dc-superhero-comics/ How Kurt Busiek (unwittingly) ruined Marvel and DC superhero comics!]]"

->''"Think of a shared superhero universe as something that generates inertia. At the core of the universe, very little will ever change or even bother with the illusion of change: Superman will always be Big Blue, Batman will always mourn his parents, Wolverine will always have claws and be gruff. As you get further and further away from that core, though, you get more and more freedom to do whatever you want. A good example of this is the ''PlanetHulk'' storyline, where the only given was that the Hulk would be alive at the end of it and every other character’s fate was unknown, because [[WestCoastTeam they were the fringe of the Marvel Universe.]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2011/11/10/legion-talk-and-whatnot/ MGK]]'''

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