-->'''Fanboy #1''': Squirrel Girl is Marvel's Franchise/{{Batman}}. She beats people she shouldn't be able to beat.
-->'''Fanboy #2''': No, [[ShapedLikeItself Squirrel Girl is Marvel's Squirrel Girl]]. She beats everyone.
--->--[[http://fullbodytransplant.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/marvel-universe-preview-squirrel-girl-and-shield-agents/ Full. Body. Transplant]]

-->'''Squirrel-Girl:''' You put on a good show, Victor. Talking like a monster, acting monstrous, dressing up as scary as you can. But I've got some bad news for you: I don't believe in monsters. Beneath that cold metal mask, you're still human. Human like me. I believe you'll listen to reason. And I don't believe humans stop being human even when they pretend their monsters.
-->'''Dr. Doom:''' Then you shall die.
-->[--'''[[GreekChorus Alt Text]]:''' You put on a good show, Victor. Talking like a monster, acting monstrous, gluing purple fur on your armor, juggling, spinning plates, doing jazz hands constantly. It's an impressive, extremely confusing show.--]
--->--''The Unbeatable Squirrel-Girl'', vol. 2 no. 4

-->'''Maureen Green''' ''(S.G.'s mother):'' ...When Dr. Ditray tested her after we all noticed her tail, he discovered that even though we all '''assumed''' Doreen was a mutant, what was going on was actually slightly different. I don't remember: something about her "RNA" or her "DNA" or - oh, [her father] would know. All it meant that was my little girl was even '''more''' special. What's the phrase he used, Doreen?... I remember now: ''"Doreen is medically '''and legally''' distinct from being a mutant, and I can never take this back."''
-->--''ComicBook/TheUnbeatableSquirrelGirl,'' vol. 2 no. 1
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