->'''Jools Siviter''': Are we going to have to come over the river and potty-train you people?

->'''Harry''': Oh, shag.

->'''Harry''': That is a totally illegal, madcap scheme. I like it.

->'''Ruth''': Shall I hit him again, Adam?
->'''Adam''': Only if you want to.

->'''Zaf''': Where's Jo?
->'''Ros''': Death by mascara. It was horrible to watch. Ruth's agonizing over the fact that there are no more horses in modern-day warfare, and Adam's on a course learning how to lift his knuckles off the ground. So you'll have to do with me, I'm afraid.
->'''Zaf''': Shouldn't you be in prison or something?
->'''Ros''': This is the something.

->'''Harry''': Ros, look at me.
->'''Ros''': Harry!
->'''Harry''': Look at me. Ros! You are an outstanding officer. You are MY outstanding officer. Don't be afraid. Do not be afraid.
->'''Ros''' (in tears): Now is not the time to start patronizing me. Don't you know any good jokes?

->'''Ros''': Congratulations. Your testicles are yours to take home with you.

->'''Harry''': I want to shut down the Internet.