->''"Good thing you put that warning there, you could have spoiled the entire [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokéwalker]] for me!"''
-->--'''Groundrattler''' [[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=960099&topic=54635867 mocking one user's apparent paranoia over spoilers.]]

->'''TV announcer:''' Welcome to Watching Paint Dry Theater!
->'''Jon:''' It's a rerun.
->'''Garfield:''' Don't tell me how it turns out!
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''

->'''The Doctor:''' Shout if you get in trouble.
->'''River:''' Don’t worry. I’m quite the screamer. Now there’s a spoiler for you!
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', ''The Impossible Astronaut''

->'''The Doctor:''' Spoilers!
->'''Donna:''' What?
->'''The Doctor:''' These books are from your future. If you read ahead, it will spoil all the surprises. Like peeping at the end.
->'''Donna:''' Isn't travelling with you one big spoiler?
->'''The Doctor:''' I try to keep you away from ''major'' plot developments. Which, to be honest, I seem to be ''really'' bad at.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Silence in the Library''

->'''The Doctor:''' Why am I handcuffed...? Why would you even HAVE handcuffs?
->'''River Song:''' ''[Playfully flirtatious]'' [[KinkyCuffs Spoilers]].
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Forest of the Dead''

->'''Britta:''' "Believe me everyday in that country people are being murdered for speaking out, and the worst part is when its all over..."
->'''Abed:''' "'''Spoilers!'''"
->'''Britta:''' "... it's going to like it never even happen. Hey Abed. Real stories they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different? Right?"
-->--''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS1E02Spanish101 Spanish 101]]"

->''"I took sacred vows on our wedding day and I don't take vows lightly. Like when I saw an early screening of ''Film/TheSixthSense'', and vowed to never tell anyone the big twist at the end, where it turns out that Creator/HaleyJoelOsment is [[Film/TheUsualSuspects Keyser Söze]]."''
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->'''Hawkeye''': I just wanted to borrow your Bible, Frank.
->'''Frank''': Since when are you interested in the Bible?
->'''Trapper''': I peeked at the end, Frank. The Devil did it.
-->-- ''Series/{{Mash}}'', PilotEpisode

->''"Lt. Riggs doesn't make it! He never sees Barbara again!"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'', "[[Recap/TheLooneyTunesShowS1E16ThatsMyBaby That's My Baby]]"

->''"Don't talk to me about '''spoilers'''! Winter's been coming for sixteen fucking years!"''
-->-- '''Music/TheAxisOfAwesome''', "Rage of Thrones"

->'''Daphne:''' I already know the plot, but I'll try not to blurt out the name of the murderer.\\
'''Martin:''' Good. As a cop, I hated when people did that.
-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "Ham Radio"

->[[RapidFireNo NO! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!]] This isn't right at all! You're not supposed to be here, yet! This is all a spoiler! Quick, Stanley, close your eyes! Okay, okay, okay, okay, we just...we just have to get back to, um...oh, who am I kidding? It's all rubbish now. The whole story...completely unusable.
-->--'''[[InteractiveNarrator The Narrator]]''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''

->'''''WARNING: The following text might contain spoilers.'''''\\
''This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that [...] (LongList of {{Late Arrival Spoiler}}s)''
-->-- '''Website/{{Uncyclopedia}}''' info box on [[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Spoilers Spoilers]]
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