->I want the world\\
I want the whole world\\
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises\\
Of all shapes and sizes\\
And now\\
Don't care how, I want it now!\\
Don't care how, I want it no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow!\\
-- '''Veruca Salt''', "I Want It Now", ''Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory''

->''"Sssssssspoiled brat."''
-->-- '''Sylvester the Cat'''

->''"Let's face it: If you're walking around with a $100,000 iPod Shuffle case, you're doing that [[ConspicuousConsumption so poor people hate you]]. Get the same effect for a fraction of the cost by jamming this diamond-studded pacifier in your infant's mouth. It's the fastest way to tell nearby child psychologists that your baby will have a sex tape by the time it's 18 months old."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-absurdly-expensive-products-amazon.com_p2#ixzz31G5LFBhp "The 10 Most Absurdly Expensive Products on Amazon.com"]]

->''"Creator/KimKardashian really hated her normcore Irish honeymoon, says the ''Daily Mail''. She was very bored the entire time and irritated that it didn't match in lavishness her wedding and pre-wedding. (I don't think [[ObligatoryJoke there are any golden toilets in Ireland]], which was probably an issue.)"''
-->--'''''[[http://jezebel.com/justin-bieber-is-so-sorry-about-horrible-racist-joke-i-1584700470 Jezebel]]'''''