-->'''Lambert''': Great work, Fisher. You're well on track to becoming history's most prolific unknown author of world events.
-->'''Fisher''': If I had any blood left, I'm sure I'd be blushing.

-->'''Sam''': ''(After being asked if he is a spy)'' Yeah, I'm [[ThisIsReality the real kind]], not the [[Franchise/JamesBond tuxedo kind]]. I'm the kind of spy who gets blood all over your Andretti ''unless you give me information!''
-->'''Mook''': Oh God! Please! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Don't ruin my suit!]]

-->'''North Korean Captain''': S-Sir, we have finished the preliminary inspection of the west launcher.
-->'''North Korean Colonel''': And what is your report, Captain?
-->'''North Korean Captain''': Well, we did every test we could, sir.
-->'''North Korean Colonel''': And?
-->'''North Korean Captain''': Well, there was no malfunction, sir.
-->'''North Korean Colonel''': No malfunction? Curious. There is an $80,000,000,000 warship at the bottom of the sea, sunk by a missile that left this battery. The world is less than...twelve hours from a war that will kill millions of people, and you’re telling me that there was no malfunction?
-->'''North Korean Captain''': We...tried...everything, sir. I...assure you.
-->'''North Korean Colonel''': Interesting, there is only two people who could launch that missile without approval, ''you'' and ''I''. I know ''I'' didn’t do it, so if it wasn’t a malfunction... ''(shoots the Captain, turns to nearby saluting soldier)'' I want ''you'' to run every test again, including whatever test the Captain forgot, until you find out WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH MY MISSLE!
-->'''North Korean Solider''': Sir, yes, sir!
-->'''North Korean Colonel''': Get out of my sight.

-->'''Sam''': You have the right to freedom of speech. Freedom of worship. From want. From fear. These rights would not exist without a fifth. The right to protect all other freedoms, by whatever means necessary. It's my freedom. It's my duty. It is my war.

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