->''"If you need to go to the bathroom after [[MadScientist this next series of tests]], please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so don't worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen."''
-->-- '''Cave Johnson''', CEO of Aperture Science, ''VideoGame/Portal2''

-> '''Kirito:''' I had a look at the flavor text by the way. You will never guess what this stuff is. ''[hands crystal over to Lizbeth]''\\
'''Lizbeth:''' What?\\
'''Kirito:''' It's Dragon Poop. ''[Lizbeth tosses the Crystal away from her as Kirito catches it]'' Relax. You are wearing virtual gloves, over virtual hands, holding a virtual item, that came from a virtual -- not to mention ''mythical'' -- creature.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

-> '''Rick:''' Son of a... Why were the Gromflomites holding you prisoner? What the fuck is so valuable about you?\\
'''[[AppropriatedAppellation "Fart"]]:''' I am no more valuable than life itself. However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms, like this. ''[pulses with electricity, dropping a gold nugget to the floor]'' That was oxygen. I added seventy-one protons to it.\\
'''Rick:''' Ah, terrific. The fart that pooped gold. No wonder every cop in the system is lookin’ for us!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS2E2MortynightRun Mortynight Run]]"

-> '''Atreus:''' If the Dwarf King captured more than one dragon, [[NoodleImplements he must've needed them to create this legendary armor]]...\\
'''Mimir:''' Interesting thought, lad. And it makes sense... Nearly everything about dragons is useful, and contains power. Teeth, scales, even excrement.\\
'''Atreus:''' Excrement?\\
'''Mimir:''' Ah, uh... shit.\\
'''Atreus:''' Dragon shit is powerful?\\
'''Mimir:''' [[ToiletHumor Aye lad. Potently powerful]]. ''[laughs out loud]''\\
'''Kratos:''' [[CaptainObvious The Head is having fun with you]].\\
'''Mimir:''' Oh, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I knew that]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4''

->''"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."''
-->--'''The Alchemist''', ''Film/TheHolyMountain''
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