->(parodying "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt)\\
''"You're passable\\
You're passable\\
You're passable, it's true.\\
I saw your face.... it's okay.\\
So I figure that you'll do\\
'til I find somebody new."''
--> -- ToddInTheShadows, in "Top Ten Songs About Mediocre Romances"

->''"When nothing but second best will do."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', "[[http://magiccards.info/7e/en/70.html Delusions of Mediocrity]]"

->''"He strained to listen for what was missing, and felt that the music was like a flightless bird that didn't even know what capacity it had lost. It walked very well, but it walked where it should soar, it walked where it should swoop, it walked where it should climb and bank and dive, it walked where it should thrill with the giddiness of flight. It never even looked up."''
-->-- ''Literature/DirkGentlysHolisticDetectiveAgency'', on AntonioVivaldi

->''"He's colossal! Stupendous! One might even go so far as to say he's mediocre."''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Yankee Doodle Daffy"]]

->"That's good. That's like a forty-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a forty-degree day. Fifty? Bring a smile to your face. Sixty? Shit, niggas is damn near barbecuing on that motherfucker. Go down to twenty, niggas get they bitch on, get they blood complainin', but forty? Nobody '''[[SuddenlyShouting give a FUCK about forty!]]''' Nobody remember forty, and y'all niggers is giving me [[SurroundedByIdiots way too many forty-degree days, WHAT THE FUCK?!]]
-->-- '''Stringer Bell''', ''Series/TheWire''

->''"Nobody hates ''Film/WeekendAtBernies''! The WAB films are generally regarded as so unremarkably mediocre they don't even attract any {{troll}}s who care enough to shit on it. Believe me, I've tried to get in debates with people about it!"''
-->--'''Jake English''', ''{{Homestuck}}''

->''"It's mediocre. I'm not overwhelmed or underwhelmed. I'm just whelmed."''
-->-- "Webcomic/{{Mulberry}}'s 2009 Fall TV Preview"

->''"I think the [[MomentOfAwesome highest]] and [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible lowest]] points are the important ones. All the points in between are, well, [[ShapedLikeItself in between.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Music/TheDoors Jim Morrison]]'''

->.....................(five minutes pass)....................."''I have nothing to say about this car.''" (walks away)
-->-- '''[[TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]]''' on the [[MarketBasedTitle Vauxhall]] Vectra

->''"If ''Film/TheLonelyLady'' had even a shred of style and humor, it could qualify as the worst movie of the year. Unfortunately, it's not that good. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there in Hollywood and it's not enough to be merely awful. You need something to set yourself apart. Creator/PiaZadora tries, and she has pluck, but she's just not bad enough all by herself."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->''"Directors like [[Creator/JamesCameron Cameron]] and [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]] are masters of pulling at those [[{{Glurge}} all-important heartstrings]]. With some exceptions, they are the makers of the movie versions of Applebee's, Panera Bread, and T.G.I. Friday's. Exceptionalism is the exception my friends. The brilliant, complex and challenging falls by the wayside, while [[FollowTheLeader the safe and the familiar]] is the norm. So this is why I can't officially say that ''Titanic''[='s=] a bad movie; it aimed for the middle -- and hit the mark perfectly. ''Titanic'' makes you step back and look at the bigger, more depressing picture: that we're mostly creatures of habit, and we're... average. [-I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.-]"''
-->--'''''Creator/RedLetterMedia''''' on ''{{Film/Titanic}}''

->'''Rich:''' See, I dunno if this is "terrible" as much as it is just a letdown. It's definitely not "good." You could do worse.\\
'''Jay:''' Oh, there's been plenty of ''[[{{Sequelitis}} worse]]'' sequels, but... this is almost worse in the sense that it's so uninspired. When something is that middle-of-the-road, it's almost worse than a disaster sequel.
-->--'''''Half in the Bag''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''

->'''Lupa:''' As soon as you turn this movie off, you're gonna forget what you did for the last hour and a half. 'Oh, yeah. I watched a movie. What was it called again? I dunno, uh, ''Fatal''? ''Deadly''?\\
'''Cecil:''' It's full of stock music, stock effects, stock transitions, stock characters, disposable bad guys, horribly-mixed audio, and one of the most [[ClicheStorm generic, cliche-filled plots]] I've ever seen. Even the name -- ''Lethal'' -- is bland. You can't ''plan'' to make a movie like this.
-->--'''''[[Website/TheAgonyBooth Good Bad Flicks]]''''' and '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' on ''Lethal'' (2005)

->''"I’d rather have an Creator/MNightShyamalan on his worst day than, say, a Brett Ratner, who might as well not exist. Who ever watched a movie and said “oh that shot was classic Ratner…” Yeah, Ratner and directors of his ilk [[YesMan get stuff made on time and on budget]], but there’s not an ounce of creativity. You might as well just dump a sack of bricks into the director’s chair for all the flair and invention you’ll get. What a choice. [[SadisticChoice M. Night Shyamalan, or a sack of bricks]]."''
-->---'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2010/07/21/the-self-destruction-of-m-night-shyamalan/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->''"Initial reactions toward ''Film/MatchPoint'' probably were more glowing than they should be but I can certainly understand why. Slogging through [[Creator/WoodyAllen (Woody) Allen’s]] filmography recently has been like eating Ramen noodles for every meal for a month. Your first real meal back will probably seem like Filet Mignon no matter what."''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/07/04/match-point-woody-allen-2005/ on]] ''Match Point'' (2005)

->''"Is it a good movie? Well let me tell you something: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Film. Was. Okay.]] Just okay. I mean, not good, not bad, it's just okay. How is the monster? It's okay. How is the acting? It's okay. How are the special effects? It's ''all okay!!'' It's like '''a giant flaming nuclear ball of''' '''''adequacy'''''!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''Film/{{Cloverfield}}''

->'''David''': This movie is a straight line, everybody. There are no good parts. There are no bad parts. Just a neverending din of sub-mediocrity. This movie is like nails on chalkboard, neverending and monotonous. It is completely bereft of any original thought.\\
'''Chris''': I disagree. I think there’s actually a point where you can tell they just completely [[TheyJustDidntCare stop giving a damn.]]\\
'''David''': When, the “Warner Bros.” logo?
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/catwoman-movie-review/ on]] ''{{Film/Catwoman}}''

->''"A few weeks back, while I was in the depths of despair after ranting about ''Film/HighlanderEndgame'', I set out on a quest with Sarah to watch a ''good'' Christopher Lambert movie. Unfortunately, no such thing exists outside of the original ''Highlander'' and perhaps ''Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan''. However, there are a lot of ''mediocre'' Christopher Lambert movies out there..."''
-->--[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/02/13/mortal-kombat-the-forgotten-highlander-sequel/ The Screamsheet]]

->''"[[Creator/MalcolmMcDowell (Malcolm) MacDowell]] may actually be too low key here and elsewhere: According to the movie, his character is supposed to be deranged by his need to return to the ribbon, unhinging his moral compass enough to allow him to commit genocide, but [=McDowell=] just isn’t giving us deranged at all. It’s a good performance, but it’s an unmemorable one, and certainly not the one that’s called for by the plot. In the end, it’s just a technically solid performance by a solid actor, nothing more. As I said before, this movie [[EpicFail screws up even the things it does right.]]"''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''

->''"That's what makes reviewing this episode so difficult: it's not actually ''bad'', it just has so much you have to sit through that's just uncomfortable. It's a sci-fi prostate exam."''
-->-- '''SFDebris''' on ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' ("The Hunted")

->''"As a show, ''{{Series/Primeval}}'' is solidly not bad, which is, of course, the exact worst thing a show can possibly be for the purposes of blogging about it. The staggeringly execrable and the absolutely phenomenal are both fairly easy to write about. The almost great but fatally flawed is dead easy. Basically competent schedule filler, on the other hand, is absolutely murderous."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/10/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"I used to have enough passion to note every little inconsistency and oddness. Back in season four it was much easier, because it was the first time I'd seen the systematic deconstruction of the framework. They were taking something which had run well, and [[JumpingTheShark driving it without oil until the head blew]].\\\
Now the car is just stopped, and we're waiting for the mechanic. Earlier this season, some kindly dude named [[Creator/GeoffJohns Geoff]] stopped by, pushed the car ten or fifteen feet with the help of a few friends, but now here we are, sitting by the side of the road [[LowestCommonDenominator in the female 18-25 demographic.]]"''
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville8-ep15 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->''"Let me just restate that ''[[VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves Uncharted 2]]'' is by no stretch of the word ''bad''; it's all very 'balanced' and 'compelling' and 'cinematic' and all the other words from the [=GameSpot=] review generator... But apart from that it doesn't add a single thing, not to its own series or to gaming as a whole. It's even got an unlockable zero-gravity mode. You see, [[ItBurns it's so opposed to the concept of newness]] it feels it has to defy Sir Isaac ''New''-ton. "''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''

->''"It's okay, but that's the problem. It's so 'okay' that it's not even worth existing. So bland and mediocre that it's hard to even come up with legitimate complaints."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Film/IndependenceDay for the Playstation''

->"To tell the truth, I actually find it difficult to talk about the writing, not because it's so bad, but because it's so astonishingly mediocre. The plot? Mind-numbingly average. The characters? Despicably one-note."
-->-- '''Phillip''' on ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/lm/fc/29359-season-of-the-witch Season of the Witch]]''

->''Yes, [[Creator/TelenetJapan Telenet]]'s quality control was lacking. For every Exile series, the company churned out twice as many unremarkable titles... It wasn't as though the typical Telenet release was even memorably bad; it was more the game equivalent of unflavored oatmeal.''
-->-- [[http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2007/12/column_might_have_been_telenet.php GameSetWatch Column: 'Might Have Been' - Telenet Japan]]

->''"It's so-so, middle of the road, decent, it's just okay and that is actually...okay."''
-->'''WebVideo/ThatGeekyGamer''', reviewing ''VideoGame/TheBouncer''
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