%% '''Note:''' Most of the quotes here aren't for things that genuinely belong on any of the lists. Still, some quotes encapsulate the quality so perfectly.

->''"Sometimes, sometimes bad is bad"''
-->--'''Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews''', "Bad Is Bad"

->Everything about this is bad!
-->--'''Dipper Pines''' on the ShowWithinAShow "[[TastesLikeDiabetes Shimmery Twinkleheart and Cinnamon]]", ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Little Gift Shop of Horrors"

->That was…just bad. Not "SoBadItsGood". Just plain terrible.
-->--''VideoGame/TheSims3: Late Night'' had this as a tooltip for the moodlet "Saw Awful Film"

->This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.
-->--'''Enid''', ''ComicBook/GhostWorld''

->That man has committed murder here this evenin' and the victim's name is 'theater'! This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland! This isn't art! This isn't even [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars entertainment]]! This … '''blows!'''
-->--'''Lois Griffin''' on [[IdiotHero Peter]]'s [[AdaptationDecay Production]] of ''Theatre/TheKingAndI'', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' ("The King Is Dead").

->'''Butthead''': Whoa! I think I just figured something out, Beavis.\\
'''Beavis:''' What?\\
'''Butthead''': This sucks!\\
'''Beavis:''' Yeah! It ''really'' sucks!\\
'''Butthead''': This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

->'''Aubrey''': If that had sucked any more, the TV would have imploded upon itself.\\
'''Jason''': If a movie's that bad, it should be required by law to have [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 three silhouettes in the corner making fun of it]].

->They're bad. But not in the hilarious way.
-->--'''Knives Chau''' on some clothes, ''[[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life]]''

->George Phblat's new film, '''Benji Saves the Universe''', has bought the word '''bad''' to new levels of badness. {{Bad acting|Tropes}}. [[SpecialEffectFailure Bad effects.]] Bad everything. This bad film just oozed rottenness from every bad scene … simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness.''"[[note]]"Well, maybe not that bad, but lord, it wasn't good."[[/note]]
-->--'''Opus''', ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty''

->'''Music/{{Eminem}}''': How's orders looking for the first week?\\
'''Steve Berman''': It would be better if you gave me nothing at all. This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record...I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this.
-->--''Steve Berman (Skit)'', from ''The Marshall Mathers LP''

->This is an unholy demon! I'm sending this back to Hell where it belongs!
-->--'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Judge Claude Frollo]]'s''' opinion on WebVideo/TheIrateGamer, ''WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow'' ("Frollo Gets AIDS")

->Maybe this story is a new form of torture!
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Wildberry Princess]]''', on the Ice King's ''Fionna and Cake'' fanfiction.

->That was honestly the worst movie I've ever seen... Is it even okay to call it a movie?
-->--'''Nagito Komaeda''' on Monokuma's ''The Wizard of Monomi'' movie, ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganRonpa2''

->This film is frequently hampered by the fact that it's horrible.
-->--'''James Lileks''', on ''[[http://lileks.com/institute/100mysteries/19.html A Study in Scarlet]]''.

->If you liked this movie, then you probably don't exist.
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18645_6-great-novels-that-were-hated-in-their-time_p2.html on]] ''Film/SonOfTheMask''.

->This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. [[InsultToRocks This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels]].
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010420/REVIEWS/104200304/1023 on]] ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''.

->There's [[SoBadItsGood camp-fun bad]] and [[BileFascination interestingly horrible bad]], and then there's just awful. ''{{Film/Movie 43}}'' is the ''Film/CitizenKane'' of awful.
-->-- '''Richard Roeper's''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973 review]] of ''{{Film/Movie 43}}''

->This was not made, it was committed. This cannot be screened, it can only be inflicted.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]''', on ''Sweet Movie''

->Should the makers of '''Nukie''' wish to use computer graphics imaging to retroactively enhance their movie, we recommend they [[OrwellianEditor digitally remove the whole movie.]]
-->--'''''[[http://wfww.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm Jabootu]]''''' on ''Nukie''

->Parents should take their children to '''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}} Too! Hood Vs. Evil''', if only because kids are never too young to learn the important and liberating skill of walking out of a movie and demanding a refund.
-->--'''[[http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/kid_friendly_spoof_of_fairy_tale_8kLgGfanRzGa2YkawC1z9K Kyle Smith]]'''[='=] review of ''Hoodwinked Too'', ''New York Post''

->'''Matt''': I am not even really sure I can put into words how bad the plot of this movie is. Like, we often talk about bad plotting, but this…isn’t even really a plot. It’s like a kid’s painting made into a movie.\\
'''Chris''': The script, the direction, the wardrobe, the props --[=BloodRayne’s=] swords are rounded at the end! -- [[TheyJustDidntCare nobody cares.]]\\
'''Matt''': The movie’s just this collection of perfunctory elements that an alien might think should be in a human film…What I’m saying is that Uwe Boll [[HughMann may not be human]].
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-two// on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''

->'''Mike''': One, in particular, might have been the worst movie I have ever seen in my whole life. And I'm sure everyone at this table would agree.\\
'''Rich''': No, it's not the worst of my whole life. It's bad though. ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183881/ Things.]] Things''! How can you ever say that after seeing ''Things''?\\
'''Jessi''': You know … you know, ''Things'' had redeeming qualities. This movie had no redeeming qualities.\\
'''Mike''': ''Things'' is more entertaining. This is just loathsome.
-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure''

->…once in a while there is a movie so bad that it takes you to a place beyond good and evil and abandons you there, shivering and alone.
-->--'''[[http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/ Dana Stevens]]'''[='=] review of ''Film/TheLoveGuru'' in ''Slate''

->Hey, don’t blame me… I had nothing to do with writing or filming this.\\\
I didn’t put together a storyboard with [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[Brain Bleach 'RALPHIE HUMPS MANNEQUIN' ]]
]] on it.\\\
That was someone else.\\\
Someone evil.\\\
Possibly Satan himself.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->'''Noah Antwiler''': It's tough when you're judging bad movies, because now we're talking about [[AlternateDVDCommentary riffability]] here, like how much fun you can make of this movie.\\
'''Miles Antwiler''': I always put it in like two categories -- SoBadItsGood and just So Bad, You Want To Claw Your Eyes Out.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' and his brother, on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''

->I would always read about filmmaking in [[TheSeventies the 70's]] and the various New Waves and about how they were rebelling against the old Hollywood. I would read that, but I don’t think I fully understood until I finally saw ''Film/HelloDolly'' This is the most phoney movie I have seen in a long long time. Everything about this movie is fake and false. There are no genuine emotions, only people badly acting emotions. Like [[StepfordSmiler a defective stepford wife]], they portray creepy toothy grins that show more an alien understanding of happiness than anything real. The characters talk and talk and talk and talk and talk over the most useless crap. Much like ''{{Ichi the Killer}}'', I felt like sticking pins in my ears to make the pain go away. This is like four hours of ''Series/ThreesCompany'' crammed into a two and a half hour movie; its too much crap crammed in too long a run time for a movie.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/hello-dolly-1969-gene-kelly/ on]] ''Hello Dolly!''

->I have a really hard time not calling ''{{Franchise/Highlander}}: The Source'' the single worst movie I have ever seen. ''Film/TriumphOfTheWill'' has always stood out as the iconic terrible film to me, with monstrous content supporting the Nazi party and a pace that makes it feel like a week of torture, but it at least had some artful directing to it. The Russian version of ''{{Film/Solaris}}'' is boring as all hell, but has something thought-provoking and eerie in its conclusion. Even Tommy Wiseau’s ''Film/TheRoom'', one of the single poorest examples of acting, writing, and directing in modern cinema, is at least [[{{Narm}} so bad it’s funny]]. ''The Source'' isn’t even something I can laugh at. It’s like somebody systematically set out to make the worst movie of all time and proceeded to accomplish that goal with all the precision efficiency of an unstoppable bad movie-making machine.
-->--'''''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]'''''

->I've heard that this is one of the worst movies ever made, but I thought there might be some kind of "What the hell were they thinking" joy attached to that statement. But not here. There is no joy here. This is just a piece of crap.
-->--'''WebVideo/ConfusedMatthew''', on ''Film/JawsTheRevenge''

->''Jesus fuck'', there is nothing right with this story. Nothing, on any level. The villains were [[StupidEvil ridiculous and ill-motivated]], at least two of the characters involved were [[NighInvulnerability functionally invincible]] and [[DiabolusExMachina lacked any sort of real motive]], Spider-Man [[CerebusSyndrome is an asshole]], Scarlet Spider [[{{Padding}} just battles things randomly]], and we’re supposed to sympathize here with motherfucking [[NinetiesAntiHero Kaine]], who [[WellDoneSonGuy just wants the Jackal to love him]]? This story could only be redeemed if it could somehow kill off the Jackal and Spidercide [[TheScrappy twenty or so more times]] within its pages, and even then it would only be somewhat passable.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories …]] Just From ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"

->I would [[KillItWithFire set this comic on fire]] right now if I wasn't afraid that I would breathe in the fumes and grow dumber as a result.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', [[http://atopthefourthwall.com/marville-5/ on]] ''Comicbook/{{Marville}} #5''.

->It’s essentially ''Film/TheRoom'' for comics…It’s tempting to just leave it at that, because really, there’s not much you can add to 'Comicbook/GreenArrow’s sidekick does heroin because he can’t get a boner' that would make it sound worse than it already is.
-->---'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/rise-of-arsenal-justice-league-worst/ on]] ''Justice League: The Rise of Arsenal #3''

->For years it seemed this project would remain a rumor, a cruel trick being played on all the men in their thirties still reading the same things they read in their teens. But after all the fallouts and reconciliations, oustings and bad schedules, the Creator/{{Image|Comics}} founders (kind of) were finally able to come together on ''Image United #1'', ''just making'' the deadline for Worst Comics of the Decade…the book goes down about as smooth as a crushed-glass martini.
-->--'''John Barker''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-worst-comics-of-the-decade-part-2/?trackback=tsmclip "The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade"]]

->''{{VideoGame/Pong}}'' is better. And ''Pong'' is only, like, three lines and a ball. Those little Tiger electronic wrist games, ''those'' are better than ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde''...Okay, you've seen the game. Now that should satisfy all your curiosity.\\\
If you are curious enough to play it, just do yourself a favor and don't. I mean, if you're like a hardcore Nintendo fan as I am, and you have to have every single game in your collection, please do yourself an enormous favor and just stay the fuck away from this awful piece of shit. Don't even buy it used for, like, 1¢ or whatever. That shiny gold copper will be worth a fortune someday compared to this awful pile of steaming goat shit.\\\
I mean, don't even ''download'' it. No matter how curious you are, just do yourself a favor and never play it, because, you will be wishing for the rest of your life that you could invent a time machine and go back to the day you played that game and just fuckin' kill yourself. If you ever find that game, if you ever see it, smash it. '''Smash it with a hammer.''' [[NoKillLikeOverkill Smash it 'til every tiny fragment is like, is so small, it's invisible.]] I mean, you'd rather super-glue your asshole shut than play that game.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'' (NES)

->You know, sometimes I wish that instead of just a power off button, the {{Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} had a FUCK YOU button that launched the cartridge out fast enough it would shatter on the wall. It might kill a few kids, but once you show how much'' '''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Wayne's World]]''' ''needs to be destroyed, any judge would rule all the deaths as acceptable losses.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Based on Crap]]".

->There comes a point when something can no longer be a believable mistake and has to be a result of intentional malice. '''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons''' runs screaming past that point within the first five minutes and then proceeds to spend the next couple of hours desperately trying to [[RuinedForever ruin everything you ever loved]] about '''VideoGame/DoubleDragon''', video games in general, and the concept of happiness itself.
-->--'''Hardcore Gamer[='s=] [[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/04/18/review-double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons/ Nikola Suprak]]''', on ''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons''.

->You don't '''play''' it. It '''happens''' to you. You '''survive''' it. Maybe you pick up a few entertaining stories along the way. Maybe you just walk away with a hefty dose of emotional trauma. Either way, you're still out 50 bucks and your last pale glimmer of faith in humanity.
-->--'''''Magazine/ElectronicGamingMonthly''[='s=] Josh Harmon''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps: [[http://www.egmnow.com/articles/reviews/egm-review-call-of-duty-black-ops-declassified/ Declassified]]''.

->Aquaman hit store shelves for a full $20 and received such crowning scores as: '''''[[YouCanTurnBack RUN! RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUUUUUUN!]]'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''', on ''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis''

->Perhaps the plan was to [[DumpMonths release this game right at the start of the year]] so that it might be forgotten about by now, or at least eclipsed by something ''even worse'' like, for example, a game that [[TheAggressiveDrugDealer comes with free crystal meth.]] Yes, it's ''{{VideoGame/Amy}}'', an uncontroversial choice perhaps, but my god, there's offensively bad and then there's the kind of bad that dresses up like Hitler and starts doing impressions of people with cerebral palsy.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', "Best and Worst of 2012"

->We usually refrain from swearing in our reviews, but I must emphatically say that '''Revelations 2012''' is the worst piece of fucking shit I have played on the job, and they can stick '''that''' on Metacritic.
-->--'''Jim Sterling''', on ''[[http://www.destructoid.com/review-revelations-2012-230093.phtml Revelations 2012]]''.[[note]](Bonus: [[http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/revelations-2012 Metacritic actually used Sterling's review quotation.]])[[/note]]

->At one point ''Postal III'' tasks you with collecting HIV-infected cats; I'd rather do that in real life than play this awful game again.
-->--'''[[http://www.gameinformer.com/games/postal_iii/b/pc/archive/2012/01/30/postal-iii-review-offensive-for-all-the-wrong-reasons.aspx Phil Kollar]]''', in Game Informer's review of '''VideoGame/{{Postal}} III'''.

->…I mentioned it made little kids cry. Upon further review, I was wrong: it makes grown men weep like babies.
-->--'''[[Website/ScrewAttack Stuttering Craig]]''' on ''3D VideoGame/{{Ballz}}'', "[[http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/swoibi/screwattack-s-video-game-vault-video-game-vault--3d-ballz Top Ten Worst]] {{Fighting Game}}s".

->'''Shmorky''': Trying to tell someone that they're playing this game 'wrong' is like trying to tell someone that they're playing in the sewers wrong.\\
'''Lowtax''': If they're playing the game, yes, it's inherently wrong.\\
'''Shmorky''': It's like trying to tell someone they jumped off a cliff the wrong way.
-->--'''[[LetsPlay/GamingGarbage Gaming Garbage/Video Game Abomination Broadcasting]]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/CryOfFear'' [[http://youtu.be/FbLIqWxRsb4?t=17m12s Part 6]]

->I hate this game. I hate it more than I have ever hated anything before in my life. I hate [[IncessantMusicMadness the endlessly looping ten seconds of music]], I hate the way Chu can [[ObviousBeta stand on thin air and fall through solid objects]], and I hate that such a cool name was wasted on a game like this. Most of all, I hate that I can't give this game the score it deserves because [[BrokeTheRatingScale the SA rating system won't let me use scientific notation.]]
-->--'''Taylor "Psychosis" Bell''', on ''[[http://www.somethingawful.com/rom-pit/master-chu-drunkard/ Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu]]''

->It's actually pretty rare that we run across a game this bad … I'd rather run ''over'' it, and I'd definitely back up [[DeaderThanDead just to make sure it was totally destroyed]].
-->--'''''IGN''''' on '''[[http://www.ign.com/articles/1998/10/30/extreme-paintbrawl Extreme Paintbrawl]]'''

->Creator/{{Ubisoft}} and AMA Studios didn't drop the ball on this; they weren't even invited to the sport in which the ball exists.
-->--'''[[http://www.gamesradar.com/fighters-uncaged-review/ GamesRadar]]''', on ''Fighters Uncaged''

->I hate every second of this. Everything about this song is unpleasant. This actually '''[[SuckinessIsPainful smells]]''' bad. I can smell this through my speakers … This is what ''all'' pop music must sound like to people who hate pop music. And if you DO hate all pop music, I can't even imagine what this sounds like to you. To you, this must sound like armpit farts and the screams of innocent children.
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Blah Blah Blah".

->The most jarring gap in quality in ''Doctor Who''’s history. The most colossal lapse of judgment in ''Doctor Who''’s history. A story that had everything riding on it that just completely blew it. Every single thing about this story is a bad idea. It’s outright impossible to figure out what they were thinking. On top of that, you have the Doctor and Peri in a creepy [[LooksLikeSheIsEnjoyingIt domestic violence/Stockholm syndrome]] scene. No wonder the series was cancelled.
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/08/a-not-review-blog-of-many-colours.html on]] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]]

->Congratulations, ''Series/{{Smallville}}'': You have taught me to hate. I don’t know if I can make it. Seriously, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm can I tap out?]] Is there a panic button we can push? Can someone [[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons stop this crazy thing?"]]
-->--'''''Smallvillains''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-20-prophecy/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Prophecy")

->They say [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters]] could eventually reproduce all the works of Creator/WilliamShakespeare, but this? ''Three'' monkeys, ''no'' typewriters, just a whole lot of [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] and shit-throwing would've accomplished the same thing. There is a vault where copies of all the greatest works of our culture are placed so that they'll never be lost. I am petitioning to have an even deeper one made for this so it can '''never be found'''.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', on the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "Profit and Lace"

->Bakula calls it a "magical little episode". Oh, yes, I'm sure there was magic involved. {{Black magic}}, perhaps.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Star Trek: Enterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

->Did you ever smell something so bad that you wanted everyone around you to smell it too? That's how I feel about '''Shark Night 3D'''. It's so bad that I almost want other people to see it too so that they can see just how bad a movie can be. The only thing is, I'm not that cruel. I would never recommend anyone waste their money on this movie. It would only encourage the filmmakers to make more movies.
-->--'''[[http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/review/shark-night Scott Nash]]''', on ''Film/SharkNight''.

->''"I understand that it can be difficult to make a quality film on a shoestring budget. I realize that time and money restraints often mean that scenes have to be changed or cut at the last minute, so that the final product is often far different from what the creators had in mind when filming began. Indeed, I sympathize with the legions of young filmmakers out there who can't resist the camera's siren song despite lacking the funds, support, or talent necessary to bring their vision to life. But man, there is a '''fucking limit'''."''
-->--'''Website/SomethingAwful''', on ''[[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/absolution.php?page=1 Absolution]]''.

->''"Do yourself a favor and avoid this game like the plague. In fact, avoid it like you would avoid something that you avoid '''more''' than the plague."''
-->--'''[[http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gbadvance/review/R76035.html A GameFAQs review]]''' of ''VideoGame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction''.

->''"To be quite frank, this story cannot be described with any word(s) associated with/related to/have anything to do with anything positive in any way whatsoever. It is a waste of space, which is certainly saying something, taking into consideration the fact that it is posted online and therefore physically cannot actually take up space, much less be a waste of space.\\
"Therefore, let me congratulate you on being one of the very few who have managed to accomplish this daunting task. Your Fanfiction, in short, was simply just that terrible. I, in all honestly, simply can't fathom the reason such an atrocity would even be posted on this site. Before you think about writing more, I strongly suggest, no, scratch that, DEMAND that you achieve some level of writing skill that could be deemed somewhat tolerable, or at least bearable, if at all possible.\\
"This demand is not only for my sake, but for the sake of all FanFiction fans out there that use and love this site. Please don't abuse such a wonderful thing by posting utter garbage. It's a disgrace."''
-->--'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1779974/Akumakami-Jada Akumakani Jada]]'''[='=]s flame of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633782/1/Timmy_makes_a_Wish Timmy makes a Wish]]''.

->''"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you [[ScrappyLevel Aquatic Base]], fuck you Shadow, fuck you [[TheScrappy Silver]], fuck you [[GoddamnedBats laser fence]], fuck you [[InterspeciesRomance Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''[[ClusterFBomb FUCK THIS GAME!]]'''"''
-->--'''[=TheHelldragon=]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]]''.

->''"It's not often a horror film reaches into the depths of my soul, grabs my heart and shatters it into a billion terrified pieces, and rarer still that a sequel manages the trick. But '''Sex and the City 2''' managed to do just that, proving that Michael Patrick King, that baron of the grim and terrifying, didn't blow all his tricks in the 2008 horror masterpiece."''
-->--'''[[http://www.okmagazine.com/2010/05/the-philmguy-reviews-sex-and-the-city-2/ Phil Villarreal]]''', also on ''Series/SexAndTheCity 2''.

->''"[[TheMeanBrit Simon Cowell]] couldn't find words strong enough to berate this game."''
-->--'''[[http://www.siliconera.com/2009/07/31/windy-x-windam-breezes-into-europe/ A SiliconEra reader]]''' comments on ''VideoGame/WindyXWindam''.

->''"Watching a movie this pathetic can really mess with your head. First of all you just feel trapped. You could walk out, yes, but you feel compelled, as if by a demonic force or internalized masochism, to sit there and witness how bad it can be. It starts to feel like an endurance test. Like maybe if you can handle the abuse you could handle actual torture someday if you're ever kidnapped by terrorists or some other bad guys. And then you just get depressed and wonder if your ability to detect if something is funny or not is permanently destroyed. What if nothing is ever funny again? What if the movie has obliterated your sense of humor? And then it's over--thankfully it's only about 80 minutes long, even if it feels like 80 days--you leave and go outside into the sunlight and get an ice cream and suddenly everything's okay again."''
-->--'''Dave White''', on ''Film/VampiresSuck''

->''"I will not mock it in detail, for the same reason I wouldn't criticize the spatial arrangement of an inmate's wall-feces. It wouldn't be constructive criticism."''
-->--'''Bryan Lambert''', ''[[http://www.youaredumb.net/ You Are Dumb]]''

->''"It can be described as "existent" and "on the internet", however please do not confuse it with [[ShockSite Goatse]], which satisfies both criteria [and] is a far superior piece."''
-->--'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''', on ''Webcomic/ElectricRetard''

->''"On Monday, February 8, 1999, a horrific offense to humanity was committed. This offense, yet unmatched in scope, was so sinister in scale that it elicits emotions of terror and panic just at the very thought of it. This offense was the herald of the downfall of civilization. This offense was so horrific that the human mind can barely even hope to fathom it. This horrific offense of which I speak was the first strip of "Look What I Brought Home", as it spawned itself from the deepest layers of hell.\\
And, directly from these deep layers of hell, was a joke about an exposed nipple. After this badly drawn horror, almost demonic by nature, the world stood and waited, hoping that nothing more would emerge. But, 2 days after the beginning of this comic, another strip was written. And, as this gruesome terror of a webcomic continued, the world witnessed in horror as jokes about farts and rape were made.\\
At last, on February 22, 1999, the world's fate was sealed. A sight is witnessed on this date that is so disgusting that any human being who witnesses it would immediately lose any trace of sanity. [[FanDisservice Bess was seen naked]]. I would not recommend clicking on that link if you value your sanity."''
-->--'''N106''', Bad Webcomics Wiki

->''"Here, […] stupid and vicious and offensive and juvenile and brutal and stupid join together like a multiple-robot Transformer and destroy anything in the universe that is even close to being '''good''' or '''nice''' or '''true''' or '''honest'''".''
-->--The '''Jason Sartin/Darren [=MacLennan=]''' [[http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml review]] of ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}''

->''"This is truly one of the most unplayable piles of excrement on the face of the planet. Don't buy it, don't give it a try, don't even look at the cover art! In fact, I recommend never to watch this review ever again as its only purpose is to showcase its shittiness and by seeing this abomination displayed more than once might result in complications."''
-->--'''Aqualung Game Reviews''', on the UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-yXeboXuVo Karate]]''

->''"Just thinking about writing a review for this movie gave me a headache. Accurately representing the shittiness that is "Don't Be Scared" almost certainly requires something more along the lines of a novel. (And of course, it would be a pretty shitty novel.)"''
-->--'''[[http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/dontbescared.htm Black Horror Movies]]''', on ''Don't Be Scared''

->''"I highly recommend seeing this film, as it will elevate the standing of every bad film you ever see."''
-->--'''An Website/IMDb review''' of ''Film/GoingOverboard''

->'''''What works:''''' ''Holy insert-your-favorite-explicative-here…f''\\
'''''What doesn't:''''' ''…this got made! And is going to series!''
-->--'''Website/TheFutonCritic''', [[http://www.thefutoncritic.com/reviews/2011/06/27/the-futons-first-look-work-it-abc-514110/20110627_workit/ on]] ''Series/WorkIt''

->''"This show is so bad it will suck the love out of your heart."''
-->--'''IGN''', [[http://tv.ign.com/articles/121/1214220p1.html on]] ''Series/WorkIt''

->''"I literally cannot think of one good thing about this game, other than it has an end. […T]he only reason its existence can be justified is that it could be held as an example of what not to do during game development."''
-->--'''Bennett the Sage''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfJuarezTheCartel''

->"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis This. Is. It!]] The worst! The absolute WORST! No story, no character, no plot … just pain! Pure, concentrated pain! There has never been anything this bad in the history of badness! It should be studied! It should be analyzed! It is … '''pure evil'''! I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise. I mean, it is remarkable. It is absolutely remarkable! Even the closing credits are hurting me! Everything about this movie is just plain HORRENDOUS!"
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie''

->''"Forget ''The God Delusion'', ''God Is Not Great'', or the writings of Epicurus, this episode is the greatest evidence that logically disproves an all-powerful, all-knowing and all-loving God. If Epicurus was alive today, his famous quote would read "Is God willing to prevent "[[Series/DoctorWho Fear Her]]," but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh "Fear Her?" Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"''

->''"I don't care if it's low-budget, that doesn't mean [[TheyJustDidntCare you forget basic principles of lighting or cinematography]]. I know the film's creators though they were being iterative, but that's because [[WhatAnIdiot no one was dumb enough]] [[DarthWiki/WallBanger to do it before]]. […]this is sheer torture that makes your home movies look professional by comparison. Every single copy of '''The Cavern''' should be thrown in the deepest, darkest pit imaginable, so that it never blights a TV screen ever again! "''
-->--'''WebVideo/FilmBrain''', on ''The Cavern''

->''"…I have seen dog shit more appealing than this load of rhinoceros spooge. So if you happen to walk by this anime at your local store, do yourself a favor and keep walking. Don't even stop to look at the box, it's not worth it."''
-->--'''American Anime Otaku''', on ''Eiken''

->''"'Threshold' is an episode of '''Series/StarTrekVoyager'''. And it is the only indefensible hour in the entire history of '''Franchise/StarTrek'''. I don't mean it's the only hour I can't defend. I mean it's the only hour nobody can defend. And nobody does. This is important, because while there are worse things in the world than '''Star Trek''', there is no fanbase [[BrokenBase more diverse in opinion]]. And they all hate 'Threshold'."''
-->--'''Bryan Lambert''', ''[[http://www.youaredumb.net/ You Are Dumb]]''[[note]]When he says nobody defends it, that includes ''the writer of the episode''.[[/note]]

->''"If the music were [[SoOkayItsAverage merely mediocre]], I could forgive it, but the whole disc is just jaw-droppingly appalling at any moment. […]I'm shocked and appalled that they produced something THIS bad."''
-->--'''[[http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=45497 Progbear]]''', on ''Love Beach'' by Music/EmersonLakeAndPalmer

->''"Do not read this comic. Unless you are doing it purely for the spectacle of it, you have nothing to gain from it. In any other comic, I would tell people to check it out only so you could learn what mistakes you should avoid. But in this case, there is no point. There is not a single mistake here that you could not sidestep by using the most basic of common sense. What could you possibly learn from this? […]\\
"This comic tops the chart in every criteria this website uses to gauge the value of its review subjects. The worst art, most awful writing, most insane plot, biggest Mary-Sue characters ever, craziest and most insufferable author. In short: This truly is the worst comic ever made."''
-->--'''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/{{Sonichu}}''

->''"It's rare to see a piece of shit that actually looks and sounds like a piece of shit. It's kind of exciting!"''
-->--'''[[http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/movie-review-movie-43-edelstein.html David Edelstein]]'''[='=]s review of ''Film/{{Movie 43}}'', ''New York''

->''"Very seldom do I come across an anime that I can honestly say I didn't enjoy at least a little bit. In this case, however, I had to stomach each episode as its flaws grew more and more grotesque. Each sliver of hope for redemption was spat on as the plot continued to drive itself into obscurity and chaotic pointlessness. Should you come across this title, do the world a favor and bury the DVD where no one else will have to suffer its torment."''
-->--'''Nihon Review[='s=] Godai''', on the anime adaption of ''Manga/KoiKoiSeven''

->'''''The Upside:''''' ''At some point, it ends.''\\
'''''The Downside:''''' ''The true downside of the film is that it even exists.''
-->--'''[[http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/review-inappropriate-comedy.php Kate Erbland]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy''

->''"It is memorably awful. It is stunningly awful. It is so awful that we are fortunate that 'awful' has an adverbial use that means 'very' or 'extremely.' This movie is awfully awful."''
-->--'''[[http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/03/23/movies/inappropriate-comedy-directed-by-vince-offer.html Neil Genzlinger]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy'' in ''The New York Times''

->''"Even at the base price of $4, this game is an absolute waste of money. I've lost more cash than this and been more satisfied with how I used it, because at least I knew somewhere someone was buying something with it that wasn't '''Final Fantasy: All the Bravest.'''"''
-->--'''Nikola Suprak''', on ''[[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/01/20/review-final-fantasy-all-the-bravest/ Final Fantasy: All the Bravest]]''.

->''"The big question when finally sitting down to watch '''Film/ASoundOfThunder''' is is it the disaster that everything about the film would seem to indicate it is? The answer is a resounding yes."''
-->--'''Richard Scheib''', [[http://moria.co.nz/sciencefiction/a-sound-of-thunder-2005.htm on the 2005 film adaptation of]] ''A Sound of Thunder''

->''"There are some movies that are so bad, they’re good. '''Hercules Unchained''' comes to mind. Then there are some movies that are so incredibly bad, they’re not even good. '''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate''' comes to mind. But at least you can enjoy the MST3K version of'' Manos. ''I can’t remember any of the riffs from '''Film/LostContinent''' because I was so focused on the nothing happening in the movie. '''Lost Continent''' wasn’t just bad, it was wrong. It made me angry. It makes me want to throw a large, heavy object through my TV screen."''
-->--'''A user on IMDb''' on ''Film/LostContinent''

->'''''"Superbabies''' couldn't be worse if it had been written and produced by actual babies, and I mean babies who are retarded and who hate movies."''
-->--'''[[http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/superbabies-baby-geniuses-2/ Eric D. Snider]]''', on ''Superbabies: Film/BabyGeniuses 2''

->''"As far as Hasbro is concerned, "There never was a Dinobot combiner." While the most likely explanation for this comment is that this particular Hasbro representative is unaware of an obscure UK-only DVD pack-in comic, it's also possible Hasbro has [[CanonDiscontinuity tried to erase "The Beast Within" from canon entirely using special canon cannons]]… Errors: This comic was produced."''
-->--'''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet''' on ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Beast_Within The Beast Within]]'' comic

->''"This film isn't one of those examples of films like ''Film/TheRoom'' or ''Troll 2'', where you can say 'Oh, it's [[SoBadItsGood so bad it's good]]'… No… this is the ''[[Film/GarbagePailKids GARBAGE PAIL KIDS]]'' of Creator/{{Disney}} films … And in all the other bad films I saw, there were some salvageable positive aspects about them… But here, there is NOTHING salvageable… ''WesternAnimation/TheWild''' ''just constantly TAKES… and TAKES and TAKES AND TAKES until there's nothing LEFT OF YOU!"''
-->--'''[[http://duckyworth.deviantart.com/journal/Duckyworth-s-Thoughts-Disney-s-The-Wild-2006-351476186 Duckyworth]]'''[='=]s review of ''WesternAnimation/TheWild''

->''"It’s not good, guys. It’s terrible, awful, horrible, dreadful, unpleasant, horrid, repulsive, and I’m running out of synonyms."''
-->--''Chronicle-Herald''[='=]s [[http://thechronicleherald.ca/artslife/51509-devil-inside-had-audience-swearing-screen review]] of ''Film/TheDevilInside''

->''"Sitting through an awful movie (which this certainly is) is one thing; sitting through one that consistently offends you with its vulgarity and mean-spiritedness is another. […] If there are movie theaters in Hell, ''Bad Boys II'' is certain to be a perpetual feature."''
-->--'''[[http://aisleseat.com/badboys2.htm Mike McGranaghan]]''' on ''Film/BadBoys II''

->''"'''Film/BatmanAndRobin''' is the only occasion I have ever come out of a film feeling so ripped off by what I had just seen that I stood and told the people queuing up in line to buy tickets for the next session not to waste their money."''
-->--'''[[http://moria.co.nz/fantasy/batman-&-robin-1997.htm Richard Scheib]]''' on ''Film/BatmanAndRobin''

->''"With all disrespects, '''Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts''' is such a putrid and poorly executed anime, that it easily tops as one of the worst anime shows I have ever seen. It's not even an anime like '''Anime/GarzeysWing''', where you can sit in front of the TV with your friends and make fun of it for an hour. That novelty wears off within the first five minutes.[…]\\
"Damn this anime and damn the twelve-year-old piece of shit who made this crap!"''
-->-- '''American Anime Otaku''' on ''Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts''

->'''''Shmorky''': They should call this "''Rude Dudes''"! Yeah!\\
'''Lowtax''': Yeah, they should. They should call this "''Delete Me.exe''".\\
'''Shmorky''': Yeah! *laughs* They should call this…*imitates belly laughing*\\
'''Lowtax''': They should call this "''[[PrecisionFStrike A Shit Game by Fuckers]]".
-->-- '''Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig8xky-3Gkk playing]] ''Flapper Racers''

->''"In my opinion, a game is much worse than another if you can tell the author spent a lot of time on it, possesses a certain level of programming skill or knowledge, [[EpicFail and still managed to create something that looks and plays horribly]]. Anybody can download a [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil warezed]] version of {{Gamemaker}} and pump out [[SoBadItsGood a 100 kb exe file of a fart sound accompanied by a flashing red and white screen]], but it's apparent [[TheyJustDidntCare there was no time or dedication put into it]]. It's the combination of talent, time, dedication, and insanity that makes a bad game bad, if that makes any sense. It's difficult for me to explain because it's so subjective and counter-intuitive to imply something can only be the worst by being better than something else."''
-->-- '''[[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3561869&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=54#post419262767 Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka]]''' on why he considers ''Flapper Racers'' to be the worst game he's ever played.

->''"If you hate someone, and I mean HATE someone, give them this game as a gift, in the hopes that they'll play it, because that way you can say to them, "haha, you're an idiot who plays Big Rigs!"''
-->-- [[http://www.thunderboltgames.com/author/mattw Matt Wadleigh]]'s [[http://www.thunderboltgames.com/review/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing review]] of ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''

->''"This book doesn't deserve a number. It doesn't even deserve to be listed. To list it implies some value, even as a marker for the lows of the series. But this book doesn't deserve the attention it will garner just by virtue of its position. This isn't a case of [[SoBadItsGood "So bad it's good,"]] this is "So bad I want to vomit, quick get me that bowl from the'' Go Eat Worms! ''game."'' Chicken Chicken ''very nearly ended the blog two years ago, but I ultimately decided to push forward. I don't know what else to say except it really is'' that ''bad."''
-->-- [[Blog/BloggerBeware Troy Steele]], on why he didn't give the ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' Book #53, ''[[http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/07/r-e-t-r-o-s-p-e-c-t-find-out-what-it.html Chicken Chicken]]'' a rating.

->''I was hesitant to put this game on a worst game list because it's not a game; it's a congealed failure.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''' on ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution''

->''Creator/TheWB's claim that ''Series/TheHelp'' is a "biting satire" is only half true. No, it's not a satire, but yes, it does indeed bite.''
-->--'''[[http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2004/03/05/an_abysmal_farce_help_is_not_on_its_way/ Matthew Gilbert]]''' of ''The Boston Globe'', on the short-lived TV series ''The Help''

->''The fun never stops with ''Super Boxing''. That is only because you can't stop something that doesn't start.''
-->--'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 Ali Pouladi]]'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 review]] of ''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/games/details.php%3FID%3D3651 Super Boxing]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore64}}.

->''"It is done, but the evil will never truly go away. […]Its scars are left deep inside of me, Why did I do it? For you. I did it for you because I know that I have seen the worst. I know that no other form of animation will ever be worse than ''Foodfight''."''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Foodfight!''

->''"Listen, I've spent my whole life defending movies that people tell me are evil, and they're not. I get told horror movies are bad for you and action movies are bad for you and erotic thrillers are bad for you -- no. ''Little Man'' is bad for the world."''
-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/LittleMan''

->''"Critics all the time get accused of being snobs. 'Oh, you like snobby cinema but you don't have any idea what people actually like.' Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody will enjoy'' New Year's Eve'', nobody. Even people who love this sort of nonsense will feel ill. It's a movie that so bad even stupid people will hate it. "''
-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/NewYearsEve''

->''"This is a film that trashes a work of art. It's like someone deciding to do a Mona Lisa 2, but with a moustache. Everyone involved in this, apart from Linda Blair, should be ashamed for all eternity."''
-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Exorcist II: The Heretic''

->''"”Aha! I Found It” is an atrocity to mankind, Ateam should be shameful of this abomination. Anyone, I mean, anyone could make a better hidden object game. My main problem isn't that the game sucks, because many games do. But it's like it was deliberately made bad, because with a little common sense you'd have noticed these obvious flaws. It's not a matter of low budget or bad programming, but bad decisions."''
-->--'''Gamefaqs User Review''' on ''Aha! I Found It''