!In-Universe
->''Tell us, is it you who are here''
->''For our good cheer?''
->''Or are we here for the glory''
->''For the story''
->''For the gory satisfaction of telling you how absolutely awful you really are?''
-->-- '''Music/JethroTull''', ''A Passion Play''

->'''Helga''': This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
->'''Big Bob''': I know. It's horrible!
->'''Helga''': Finally, we've got something we can hate...together!
->'''Both''': (laugh hysterically)
->'''Audience members''': Sssshhhh!
->'''Both''': Aww, pipe down, ya weasels! (continue laughing)
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold''', ''Quantity Time'', regarding the ''[[Theatre/{{Cats}} Rats]]'' musical.

->''"If we were to quip about [[Literature/InquisitionWar this book]] every time we find something objectionable, we would remain in this chamber until next week."''
-->-- '''Rogal Dorn''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'' "If the Emperor Had a Podcast"

!Real Life
->''"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you, Clive Barker. Thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop."''
-->-- '''Ben "[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]" Croshaw''', reviewing Creator/CliveBarker's "''VideoGame/CliveBarkersJericho''", [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt By]] [[RuleOfThree Clive Barker]].

->''"I watched it in mounting gloom, realizing I was witnessing something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''

->''"So why play VideoGame/CaptainNovolin if it's so bad? Because it's fucking hilarious. This is basically the game equivalent of a movie like Film/JudgeDredd or Film/Breakin2ElectricBoogaloo. It's so bad that it's really, really funny. Between the stupid sound effects and the quote, 'Tengo Diabetes', Captain Novolin is hard not to laugh at. That's the only justifiable reason to play it."''
-->-- '''Munchy''', ''Website/HardcoreGaming101''

->''"Plenty of shows will have bad animation, writing, direction, or acting; only once in a while do you find such a perfect storm of disorder in which so many things have gone wrong in so many different ways. Writing about Anime/HandShakers is akin to training a different set of muscles every week at the gym. Every episode brings something new to the table, and the fun lies in figuring out just how to explain what went wrong."''
-->-- '''James Beckett''', ''Hand Shakers'' [[https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/hand-shakers/episode-7/.112531 Episode 7 recap]]
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