-> Remember: People still sell snake oil. [[AllNaturalSnakeOil They just put pictures of leaves on the bottle now]].
-->-- '''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18549_8-health-foods-that-are-bad-your-health_p2.html 8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health]]'''

->We'll drink, a drink, a drink,
->To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink,
->The saviour of the human race.
->For she invented Medicinal Compound,
->Most efficacious in ev'ry case.
-->--''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Pinkham Lily the Pink]]'', '''Scaffold'''

->''"Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Engineer]]''' upon dominating a Medic

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