->''I only smoke cigarettes after making love. So back in England [[ReallyGetsAround I'm a 20-a-day man]].''
-->-- '''Captain Edmund Blackadder,''' ''[[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth,]]'' "[[Recap/BlackadderS4E5GeneralHospital General Hospital]]"

->''If you smoke after sex, it probably means you're doing it too fast''
-->-- ''' Bumper sticker'''

->''"I just acted so heterosexual that I needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out."''
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "Poltergasm"

->''"Why is it such a cliché to smoke a cigarette after love-making?" Hera asked.\\
"I suppose for those of us who enjoy smoking, it adds punctuation to the statement," [[Literature/JamesBond Bond]] said.\\
"Make it an exclamation mark, then," she said.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheFactsOfDeath''

->''"Here's what I never understood: smoking after sex. What kind of message are you sending to your lover smoking after sex? How does that work? You make wild, passionate love for a couple hours. You roll off of each other. She lights up a cigarette. You look at her right in the eyes and say, 'Hey, baby. How was it for you?'. She says, 'Oh, it was great. In fact, it was so good, I... [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm slowly gonna kill myself]]...'"''
-->-- Comedian '''Harland Williams'''

-> '''Vanessa''': Do you smoke after sex?\\
'''Austin''': I don't know, I never looked.
-->-- ''[[Film/AustinPowers Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me]]''
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