->''"Japan: Please reconsider cartoon gun-toting big-eyed prepubescent blondes as your national heroes."''
-->-- ''{{Mystery Science Theater 3000}}''

->''"You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun."''
-->-- '''Frankie Figs''', ''The Whole Nine Yards''

->There was a young woman named Plunnery\\
Who rejoiced in the practice of gunnery.\\
Till one day unobservant,\\
She blew up a servant,\\
And was forced to retire to a nunnery.
-->-- '''Creator/EdwardGorey'''

->''"That gun is bigger than you!"''
-->-- '''Mickey Smith''' to '''Jackie Tyler''', scrapped line from ''[[Series/DoctorWho Journey's End]]''

->''"Bitches love cannons."''
-->-- [[RunningGag Frequently mentioned]] in ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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