->'''[[TheSmartGuy Bentley]]''': Sly, come in! ''SLYYYYY! DO YOU READ ME?!''\\
'''[[LovableRogue Sly]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I read you. Loud and... ''very loud''.]]

->'''[[TheBigGuy Murray]]''': I hope you weren't harmed by my [[PerfectlyCromulentWord meteoropic]] entrance.\\
'''Sly''': No Murray, I kept at a safe distance.\\
'''Murray''': Good, the [[SignatureMove Thunder Flop]] knows neither friend nor foe, only ''destruction!''

->'''[[LargeandInCharge Muggshot]]''': What, are you kidding? You break into ''my'' place, steal ''my'' stuff, trash the joint. I feel transgressed and violated. [[SophisticatedasHell Let's rock!]]

->'''Sly''': If you hated the Cooper line so much, then why did you let me live when you stole the ''Thievius Raccoonus''?\\
'''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Clockwerk]]]]''': Because I wanted to show the world that without your precious book, the Cooper line was ''nothing''!\\
'''Sly''': Ah, well, that's where you're wrong: the ''Thievius Raccoonus'' doesn't create great thieves, it takes great thieves to create the ''Thievius Raccoonus''!\\
'''[[spoiler:Clockwerk]]''': ''Enough'', Sly Cooper, it ends here. I'll finish you [[spoiler:like I finished your father.]] Then the Cooper line will be erased and the only Master Thief will be... [[spoiler:Clockwerk!]]

->'''[[SympatheticInspectorAntagonist Carmelita]]''': Freeze, Cooper!\\
'''Sly''': Inspector Fox, as beautiful and unpredictable as ever.\\
'''Carmelita''': Whereas you crooks are so predictable. You always return to the scene of the crime.\\
'''Sly''': Crime? I haven't stolen anything...yet.

->'''Sly''': No deal! You and the rest of the Klaww Gang have to be stopped! Clockwerk will never see the light of day. Just hand over the Tail Feathers and we can-\\
'''[[JiveTurkey Dimitri]]''': What is this with clocks, bro? Have you no vision? Are you hearing what I beam to you? You think you have juice? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such big things. You think you can swing the bat? Show your bling and let me shine you!\\
'''Sly''': I have no idea what you're saying. And your suit sucks!\\
'''Dimitri''': [Dramatic gasp] [[LetsDance LET'S DANCE]]!

->'''Sly''': Bentley, you there?\\
'''Bentley''': Yeah, pal?\\
'''Sly''': I'm about to head inside the vault... [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming and I want you and Murray to come with me. We're a team, a family. We should do this together.]]\\
'''Bentley''': OK, be right up...partner.\\

->'''Murray''': Nice! We'll have [[spoiler:the Panda King]] give the van a boost! Stand clear Sly, we're about to get awesome!\\
''([[spoiler:Panda King]] lights the fireworks)''\\
'''[[spoiler:Panda King]]''': ''(Gleefully)'' The fuse is lit!\\
'''Murray''': Buckle up Bentley... [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome we're about to fly!]]\\
''(The van shoots up into the air)''\\
'''Murray''': YAHOO!\\
''(The van lands at the entrance to the Cooper Vault)''\\
'''Bentley''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny ...We're never doing that again.]]

->''"You're a bad person. I mean it!"''\\
--'''Bentley via grapple cam'''

->'''[[BadassGrandpa Octavio]] (After ''backflip kicking'' Bentley out of his wheelchair)''': You're right to be scared, hippo. Your wheelchair friend shouldn't have been so smart.
->'''Murray, breaking his aboriginal fossil necklace''':[[UnstoppableRage THAT DOES IT!]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu I'll floss my teeth with your spine!]]