->'''Girl At Party:''' Dude, you can't just start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in. You have to wait for the right moment.\\
'''Guy At Party:''' Oh, okay... But h-how will I [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything know when its the right moment?]]\\
'''Girl At Party:''' Oh don't worry, you'll ''know''.
-->-- ''NotAnotherTeenMovie''

->''The first recorded instance of the slow clap is right after Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead. Saint Peter just thought it was the most appropriate thing to do.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->'''Randy:''' That's the slow clap. You're getting the slow clap!
-->--''WesternAnimation/RandyCunninghamNinthGradeNinja''
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