-> Work is for losers. A winner says "That's on my list" and never commits to a deadline.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

-> Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

-> If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

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