->''By [[CoolSword sword]], by [[PowerfulPick pick]], by axe, bye bye!''
-->-- Tagline of ''Film/TheMutilator''

->'''Kevin:''' Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.\\
'''Eddie:''' And then to the movies!\\
'''Mom:''' What movie?\\
'''Eddie:''' ''Garden Tool Massacre''. It's your basic slice-and-dice.\\
'''Mom:''' Your basic what?\\
'''Eddie:''' Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Guy in theater:''' Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.\\
''(Screams and ripping of flesh)''\\
'''Guy in theater:''' I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!
-->-- ''Film/TheBlob1988''

->'''Movie Character:''' Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!\\
'''Rallo:''' Don't go out there you hot dummy!\\
''(Girl is killed by a CaptainErsatz of Jason Voorhees)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow'' ("Beer Walk!")

->''"It's Franchise/{{Halloween}}, it's [[Film/PromNight1980 Prom Night]], there's a psycho on the loose so don't open the door, don't answer the phone, don't look in the attic, [[CampingACrapper don't go to the bathroom]], don't go into the ocean and don't go into space 'cos [[Film/{{Alien}} no one can hear you scream]]!"''
-->-- ''Wacko'' (1983)

->''"All people want to see nowadays is men running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins."''
-->-- '''Peter Vincent''', ''Film/FrightNight1985''

->'''Announcer:''' He was just the boy next door.\\
'''Old Man:''' Why, hello there, Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season.\\
'''Danny:''' Hey, can I borrow a knife?\\
'''Announcer:''' A deadly curse. A deranged killer. A small town in tears. ''Knife After Dark!'' Rated "R" for "Retarded".
-->-- ''Radio advertisement'' in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCity''

->''"What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act, who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting."''
-->-- '''[[FinalGirl Sidney Prescott]]''', ''Film/Scream1996''

->''Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you\\
The most horrifying film to hit the screen\\
There’s a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop\\
And he hacks up two or three in every scene\\
Please don’t reveal the secret ending to your friends\\
Don’t spoil the big surprise\\
You won’t believe your eyes when you see''\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
''In 3-Deeeeee…''\\
Nature Trail to Hell ''(In 3-D!)''\\
Nature Trail to Hell ''(In 3-D!)''\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
''In 3-Deeeeee!''\\
\\
''See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap\\
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you\\
No, you’ll… never see hideous effects like these again\\
‘Till we bring you'' Nature Trail to Hell Part 2\\
''So bring the kids along, [[BlatantLies it’s good clean family fun]]\\
What have you got to lose?\\
If you like the six o’ clock news then you’ll love''\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
''In 3-Deeeeee…''\\
Nature Trail to Hell ''(In 3-D!)''\\
Nature Trail to Hell ''(In 3-D!)''\\
Nature Trail to Hell\\
''In 3-Deeeeee!''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Nature Trail to Hell"


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