->''You leave me little notes on my pillow. I've told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! "We are all out of corn flakes. -- F.U." It took me THREE HOURS to figure out that "F.U." was "Felix Unger!"''
-->--'''Oscar Madison''', ''Theatre/TheOddCouple''

->''Hey JC, JC won't you die for me?''
-->--''JesusChristSuperstar'', "Hosanna"

->''My character's name... Is [[ParodiedTrope Jericho Cain!]]''
-->-- '''Boxer Santaros''', when summarizing his screenplay in ''Film/SouthlandTales''