->''There's no 'i' in Teamocil''\\
''At least not where you think''\\
''So together let's make a choice''\\
''And for once we'll be in sync''\\
''Teamocil (I never really knew you well)''\\
''Teamocil (But now I think we really gel...)''\\
''Teamocil may decrease your sex drive''
-->--[[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Dr. Fünke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution]], "Teamocil"

->"And they never tell you what this pill ''does''! They always show a lady on a horse or a man in the tub. And they just keep namin' symptoms until they name one that you got! Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you sad? Are you lonely? Do your teeth hurt? Whatcha got? You gotta take this pill! Shit, I saw one the other day that said, 'Do you go to bed at night...and wake up in the morning?'"

->''[[LongList May cause the following side effects, one or more:]]''
->''Dizziness, drowsiness, sexual dysfunction''
->''Headaches and tremors and nightmares and seizures''
->''Diarrhea, constipation, nervous laughter, palpitations''
->''Anxiousness, anger, exhaustion, insomnia''
->''Nervousness, lethary, nausea, vomiting''
->''Odd and alarming sexual feelings''
->''Oh, and one last thing.''
->''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Use may be fatal]].''

->'''Dean:''' Side effects of Herpexia include permanent erectile dysfunction, thoughts of suicide, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and nausea.]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Changing Channels"

->''Warranty covers extra protection for bones only. The following side effects are not covered: relative vulnerability of other body tissues; inability of muscles to move and support metal-laden bones; inability of the metal-laden bones to produce red blood cells, leading to susceptibility to disease and death; deafness due to metal-laden ear bones; adamantium poisoning.''
-->-- Advertisement for adamantium steel endoskeleton on ''Villain Source''.

->'''Pharmacist:''' This medication does have some side-effects.\\
'''Customer:''' What kind of side-effects?\\
'''Pharmacist:''' Well...\\
'''Boyz II Men:''' You're gonna have dizziness, nausea, and sweaty eyelids./And in severe cases, chronic flatulence.
-->-- Advertising/{{Geico}} commercial