->"When you speak of this -- and I know you will -- could I be shirtless? I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless."
-->-- '''Dr. Cox''', ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

->''"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"''
-->-- '''Danny''', ''WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy''

->'''Crow:''' He has a severe allergy to shirts!
->'''Mike:''' I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin.
->'''Tom:''' This is serial shirtlessness!
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', watching ''Film/TrackOfTheMoonBeast''

->''"Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general."''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' [[http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html in fifteen minutes]]

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw Ahh, Mr. Soderbergh. Today's scene I think it'd be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off.]]"''
-->-- '''Matt Damon''' {{lampshading}} Matthew Mc Conaughey's serial shirtlessness.

->''"I'll get your arrow, prettyboy. And I'll do it with my shirt '''on'''."''
-->-- '''Yao''', ''Disney/{{Mulan}}''

->''"Doesn't he own a shirt?"''
-->-- '''Edward Cullen''' on Jacob

->''"Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks."''
-->-- '''Rebecca Rose'''

->''"Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'''

->''I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn near 9 minutes.''
-->-- Youtube comment on ''WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID'', "Outside Help"

->'''Liara:''' You were dead!
->'''Shepard:''' I came back.
->'''Liara:''' Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', "Lair of the Shadow Broker" (no, they're not talking about ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} that]]'' Jacob)

->''"I have to admit, I'm glad it worked out this way. I was going to bleed Andrew, [[FemaleGaze but you look better with your shirt off.]]"''
-->-- '''The First Evil''' to '''Spike''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''My shirtless scene [[BlatantLies is completely relevant to the storyline.]]''
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisHemsworth''' on ''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld''

->''You'll take my heart if I take off my shirt''
-->-- '''Ben Lee''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22IWlkmo7Sk Shirtless]]"

->''My favorite way to see a guy is in a faded pair of Levis - the straight leg ones with no shirt and no shoes. With wet hair. That is my ultimate fantasy look. I love it. It's hot.''
-->-- '''Lynne Austin''', Miss July 1986, ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}''

->''"They've shortened their breath, burned their skin, and somehow lost their shirts; I'd consider this a successful match."''
-->-- '''Koto''', from ''Yu Yu Hakusho''.

->''"I grew up in a time when morality held sway, thank you wry much. Back then, on hot day like yesterday, a girl wouldn't need to watch these dirty things on television in order to be exposed -- '''IN A HEALTHY RELIGIOUS WAY''' -- to members of the opposite sex. All she had to do was go outside and there they were in all their shirtless wonder."''

->''"I can still picture it: lithe, muscular boys in their late teens frolicking in the majesty of their budding manhood; perspiration highlighting their well-toned pecs; their sweat-soaked shirts accenting their tight, beautiful asses and vibrant genitalia."''
-->-- '''Rosacea M. Swayne''', ''[[http://carbolicsmoke.com/2010/07/09/religious-woman-where-have-all-the-shirtless-young-men-gone/#.VJJEUivF9JI Religious woman: Where Have All The Shirtless Young Men Gone?]]''

->'''Steve Uyehara''' Were there no shirts around? What's going on with that?
->'''Ramsey Wharton''' Who needs shirts?
-->-- ''Hawaii News Now'', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOr5q8boXUk On the radar - Spartan Race this Saturday]]"

->''"Whoa, look over here\\
We got a cute little ol' runner to the right\\
Blue shorts, no shirt\\
Whoo! Youre lookin' good darlin'\\
That''s right, stay in shape"''
-->-- '''K.T. Oslin''', "Younger Men"

->''"[[EatingTheEyeCandy I thoroughly enjoy seeing]] [[MaleFrontalNudity a beautifully proportioned nude male]]. So did Michelangelo and Rodin. But if the male is blubbery, he should keep his beer barrel to himself and not be a portly polluter."''
-->-- '''June Lockhart'''

->''"I think [[MaleFrontalNudity male nudity]] is wonderful."''
-->-- '''Sandra Dee'''

->'''Oswin:''' Pop your shirt off, quick as you like.\\
'''Rory:''' Why?\\
'''Oswin:''' Does there have to be a reason?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Asylum of the Daleks"

->'''Danny Noonan:''' Guess I'm a little overdressed.
->'''Lacey Underall:''' Depends on what's underneath.
-->-- ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}''

->'''Krillin''': (''to Vegeta'') Why did you take off your shirt?
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''[[https://youtu.be/AB13n49voyg Off with his shirt!]]''\\
'''Till the dawn''\\
''Dig that [[CarpetOfVirility lush pectoral lawn]]''\\
''Drink in those lats and traps and delts''\\
''And after that who knows what else?''\\
''So save some room boys for dessert''\\
''Oh, off with his shirt!''
-->-- '''[[KylieMinogue The Queen]] of [[WhereEverybodyKnowsYourFlame The Enchanted Forest]]''', ''Series/{{Galavant}}''

->'''Kris:''' Hi. Listen I'm a singer and I was wondering if...\\
'''Jade Allen:''' Sorry honey, no girl singers.\\
'''Bob Sorenson:''' Will you listen to her? We really need the work.\\
'''Jade:''' You're her accompanist?\\
'''Bob:''' Yeah. Sort of.\\
'''Jade:''' Oh, I might have a spot for you. What's your name?\\
'''Bob:''' Bob Sorenson.\\
'''Jade:''' Sounds nice. Has a certain ring to it. Take your shirt off.\\
'''Bob:''' Take my shirt off?\\
'''Jade:''' Yeah. I want to see the merchandise.
-->-- ''Series/CharliesAngels'', "Toni's Boys"

->''"To me the coolest thing about having a boyfriend is that you can [[EatingTheEyeCandy just stare at his naked body]] and not have to look away out of politeness. [[FemaleGaze I find the male form so fascinating.]]"''
-->-- '''Dana Delany'''

->'''Annie:''' You're gonna change your shirt?\\
'''Jeff:''' Not if it's working!\\
'''Annie:''' ...it's not working.\\
''[Jeff takes off his shirt right in front of her]''\\
'''Random girl''': [[EatingTheEyeCandy I'll have what she's having]].\\
'''Annie''': [[HypocriticalHumor Hey, grow up, lady!]]\\
'''Britta''': ''[walking up]'' Annie!\\
'''Annie''': [[NotWhatItLooksLike His shirt wasn't working!]]
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}''

->''"Don't you have a cowl, or something you could put on?"''
-->-- '''Rey''' to Kylo Ren, ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/TheLastJedi''