->"[[Film/TeaAndSympathy When you speak of this -- and I know you will]] -- could I be shirtless? I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless."
-->-- '''Dr. Cox''', ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

->''"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"''
-->-- '''Danny''', ''TheTourettesGuy''

->'''Crow:''' He has a severe allergy to shirts!
->'''Mike:''' I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin.
->'''Tom:''' This is serial shirtlessness!
-->-- {{MST3K}} {{Track Of the Moon Beast}}

->''"Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general."''
-->-- ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' [[http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html in fifteen minutes]]

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw Ahh, Mr. Soderbergh. Today's scene I think it'd be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off.]]"''
-->-- '''Matt Damon''' {{lampshading}} Matthew Mc Conaughey's serial shirtlessness.

->''"I'll get your arrow, prettyboy. And I'll do it with my shirt '''on'''."''
-->-- '''Yao''', ''Disney/{{Mulan}}''

->''"Doesn't he own a shirt?"''
-->-- '''Edward Cullen''' on Jacob

->''"Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks."''
-->-- '''Rebecca Rose'''

->''"Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'''

->''I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn near 9 minutes.''
->''I REGRET NOTHING''
-->-- Youtube comment on ''WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID'', "Outside Help"

->'''Liara:''' You were dead!
->'''Shepard:''' I came back.
->'''Liara:''' Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', "Lair of the Shadow Broker" (no, they're not talking about ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} that]]'' Jacob)

->''"I have to admit, I'm glad it worked out this way. I was going to bleed Andrew, [[FemaleGaze but you look better with your shirt off.]]"''
-->-- '''The First Evil''' to '''Spike''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''My shirtless scene [[BlatantLies is completely relevant to the storyline.]]''
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisHemsworth''' on ''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld''

->''"I was out walkin' around this afternoon and I saw this cute little farmer standing there with a pair of jeans on and no shirt! I leaned out the bus window and I said "Honey, you're looking good"!"''
-->-- '''K.T. Oslin''' at Farm Aid, 1990

->''My favorite way to see a guy is in a faded pair of Levis - the straight leg ones with no shirt and no shoes. With wet hair. That is my ultimate fantasy look. I love it. It's hot.''
-->-- '''Lynne Austin''', Miss July 1986, ''{{Playboy}}''

->''"They've shortened their breath, burned their skin, and somehow lost their shirts; I'd consider this a successful match."
-->-- Koto, from Yu Yu Hakusho.
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