->''"Those of you who think Zuko and Katara should be together will forever have doomed relationships."''
-->-- '''Sokka''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiUtbcpjd8A&feature=channel_page Book 4]] (the ''Ultimate'' Ship Sinking)

->''HE MARRIES HER''\\
''Not Katara.''\\
''Not [[DryDocking You]].''\\
''Deal With It.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' FauxtivationalPoster, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bhm08FFSLA&feature=related here]].

->[[color:blue:EB: oh god, if ]][[spoiler:rose became my sister too]][[color:blue:, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat's shipping diagram!]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!!]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: everyone man your battle stations!!!]]\\
[[color:green:GG: RED ALERT!!!!!!]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!!]]\\
[[color:green:GG: AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: KA-PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. target destroyed. B)]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->"''No! You're sinking my ship!''"
-->-- '''Marine''', ''[[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics Sonic Universe]]'' #58 Off-Panel[[note]]Blaze was roasting a page of a fanfic Marine wrote involving her and Silver.[[/note]]

->''"Ok, Mom? I know how hard it is to end a crush, but he's a total JERK-FACE! When I come home, the Chris [=McLean=] Museum/guest room better be ''destroyed!''"''
-->-- '''Sierra''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaPlanesTrainsAndHotAirMobiles Planes, Trains, and Hot Air Mobiles]]"

->''And if you look to the right you can see Miles Luna and Kerry Shawcross roasting Arkos shippers' hearts and devouring them whole.''
-->-- Blogger '''[[http://ofdustandpotions.tumblr.com/post/96073381392/and-if-you-look-the-the-right-you-can-see-miles ofdustandpotions]]''''s reaction to the episode "[[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Extracurricular]]" [[note]]in which Pyrrha was confirmed to have unrequited feelings for Jaune.[[/note]]

->'''Skulduggery:''' I need you, China.\\
'''China:''' How I longed to hear those words...\\
'''Skulduggery:''' I need you to help me get Valkyrie back.\\
'''China:''' [[SarcasmMode ...followed by those ones.]]
-->--''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''

->''I won't marry Jo to Laurie to please anybody.''
-->--'''[[Literature/LittleWomen Louisa May Alcott]]''', who is clearly having none of her readers' shit.

->''I do not launch ships. I do not sink ships. I am not even on the coast.''
-->-- ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics'' writer Ian Flynn [[http://www.bumbleking.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=7879&start=105 when asked about certain pairings in the comic]].

->'''Briggs''': Let me get a look at you, Matthew.\\
'''Tyrell''': How do you know who he is?\\
'''Briggs''': I was only sure once I saw you use Psynergy over there. But I already suspected on account o' you havin' your mother's eyes, Matthew. [[ChildhoodFriendRomance Jenna]]'d be proud, boy.\\
'''Amiti''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I cannot help but notice that your ship is in an advanced state of disrepair.]]
-->--''VideoGame/GoldenSunDarkDawn''

->''If the ship will never come you've gotta move along.''
-->-- '''Music/{{MGMT}}''', "Of Moons, Birds and Monsters"

->'''Eggman''': Cassidy asks "Hey, Shadow, what do you think of [[PortmanteauCoupleName 'Sonadow']]?"\\
'''Shadow''': One word, Cassidy. ''[[NoJustNoReaction NO.]]''
-->--'''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog''' Twitter Takeover

->'''Uncle Grandpa''': Don't worry, none of this is canon! ''(pulls a literal cannon out of his head)'' But this is! ''(he fires at a literal ship with Lars and Sadie aboard)''\\
'''Lars''': Oh no!\\
'''Sadie''': Our ship!
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' "Say Uncle" crossover with ''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa''

->'''Frasier''': Okay, okay, just to be clear: You haven't been pining over me since we slept together?\\
'''Roz''': God, no! Weren't you there?
-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}'', "No Sex Please, We're Skittish"

->'''Timon''': Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena... . would you do me the honor of becoming... . my bride?
->'''Shenzi''': I don't think so!
->'''Timon''': Shenzi Marie, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"
->'''Shenzi''': Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature.
->'''Timon''': Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? I'm lonely.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingOneAndAHalf''
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