->"''[[CatchPhrase I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!]]''"\\
-- '''Chowder''', ''{{Chowder}}''

->'''Joy:''' They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!\\
'''Ash/Misty:''' Me care about ''her/him?'' Hmph!\\
-- ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

->'''Mara:''' You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?\\
'''Luke:''' That's all right. It's really none of my business.\\
'''Mara:''' I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was... absolutely nothing.\\
'''Luke:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Mara:''' I mean just what I said: ''absolutely nothing''.\\
'''Luke:''' You could have told me.\\
'''Mara:''' You could have ''asked'' me.\\
-- ''StarWars: [[ExpandedUniverse Vision of the Future]]''

->'''Warmonga:''' She is the blue impostor's battle mate.\\
'''Shego:''' Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is ''nothing'' going on with me and Dr. D!\\
'''Kim:''' Nothing?\\
'''Shego:''' ''Nothing''!\\
'''Warmonga:''' Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?\\
'''Shego:''' I dunno-- maybe 'cause you're ''nine feet tall''!\\
'''Warhok:''' Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet that we now control.\\
''(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)''\\
'''Shego:''' Come on, we better go help.\\
'''Kim:''' See? You do care!\\
'''Shego:''' Ugh!\\
-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "Graduation"

->'''Hughes:''' ''(refering to Winry)'' Is that your girlfriend?\\
'''Ed:''' ''She's my [[WrenchWench mechanic]]!!!''\\
'''Hughes:''' So you hooked up with your mechanic? Not bad.\\
-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

-> '''Sheldon:''' ''(whenever someone calls Amy his girlfriend)'' [[RunningGag She is a girl. She is my friend.]] SheIsNotMyGirlfriend.\\
-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->''"Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, raise his kids, and run his life!"''
->(''Beat, and then she frowns'')
-->-- '''Fran Fine''', ''Series/TheNanny'', to one of Maxwell Sheffield's clients.

->'''Sokka''': Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.
->'''Katara''': He's not my...
->'''Sokka''': Whatever!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->'''Jiraiya''': She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.
->'''{{Naruto}}''': She's not my girlfriend. She's my teammate.
-->-- ''{{Team8}}''

->'''Kung Lao''': I hope your girlfriend ''(Kitana)'' is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.
->'''Liu Kang''': Notice that I am ignoring you.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Mortal Kombat]]'' (2011 version)

->'''Lilly''': "Youre not just [[KatawaShoujo Hanako]]s publicist, are you [[OriginalCharacter Sho]]?"
->'''Hanako''': ''(narrates)'' "Oh lord, not this again. Id expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too? ''(speaks)'' Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car."
->'''Lilly''': "Id imagine so,"
->'''Hanako''': "Okay, hes also a friend. ''(pauses and comes to a realization)'' Actually, hes the best friend Ive got back home."
-->-- {{Fanfic/Reconciliation}}

->''"Ugh, [[YouMonster you are such a depraved monster]]. <{{beat}}> Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean."''
-->-- '''Shadehawk''', ''Webcomic/AntiheroForHire''

-> '''Michael Westen:''' She was ''never'' my girlfriend.\\
'''Sam Axe:''' Whatever, Mike.
--> -- "Trust Me", ''Series/BurnNotice''

-> '''Anakin Skywalker:''' "I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend." *runs off*
-> '''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' "Yes, right...No! Anakin! She's not my..."
-->-- "Voyage of Temptation", ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''

-> '''Scowler''': Patchi's got a girlfriend!
-> '''Patchi''': She's not my girlfriend!
-> '''Alex''': [[NotHelpingYourCase Eh, you might be crushing a little.]]
-> '''Patchi''': Hey, whose side are you on, Alex?
-> '''Alex''': My side.
-->-- ''Series/WalkingWithDinosaurs 3D''