->[[CatchPhrase I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!]]
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'''

->'''Joy:''' They say when two people fight, they really care about each other!
->'''Ash/Misty:''' Me care about ''her/him?'' Hmph!
-->-- ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''

->'''Mara:''' You wanted to know about Lando and me. Right?
->'''Luke:''' That's all right. It's really none of my business.
->'''Mara:''' I'm making it your business. What was between Lando and me was... absolutely nothing.
->'''Luke:''' What do you mean?
->'''Mara:''' I mean just what I said: ''absolutely nothing''.
->...
->'''Luke:''' You could have told me.
->'''Mara:''' You could have ''asked'' me.
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: [[Literature/HandOfThrawn Vision of the Future]]''

->'''Warmonga:''' She is the blue impostor's battle mate.
->'''Shego:''' Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is ''nothing'' going on with me and Dr. D!
->'''Kim:''' Nothing?
->'''Shego:''' ''Nothing''!
->'''Warmonga:''' Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
->'''Shego:''' I dunno-- maybe 'cause you're ''nine feet tall''!
->'''Warhok:''' Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet that we now control.
->''(Drakken and Ron zoom past with an out-of-control jetpack)''
->'''Shego:''' Come on, we better go help.
->'''Kim:''' See? You do care!
->'''Shego:''' Ugh!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "Graduation"

->'''Hughes:''' Is [Winry] your girlfriend?
->'''Ed:''' ''She's my [[WrenchWench mechanic]]!!!''
->'''Hughes:''' So you hooked up with your mechanic? Not bad.
-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->[[RunningGag She is a girl. She is my friend.]] SheIsNotMyGirlfriend.
-->-- '''Sheldon''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->Oh, I'm not his wife! I just live with him, raise his kids, and run his life! (''{{beat}}, [[IResembleThatRemark frowns]]'')
-->-- '''Fran Fine''', ''Series/TheNanny'', to one of Maxwell Sheffield's clients.

->'''Sokka''': Get in. We're gonna go save your boyfriend.
->'''Katara''': He's not my...
->'''Sokka''': Whatever!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->'''Jiraiya''': She's a Hyuga? Not bad, kid.
->'''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''': She's not my girlfriend. She's my teammate.
-->-- ''FanFic/{{Team 8}}''

->'''Kung Lao''': I hope your girlfriend [Kitana] is worth Lord Raiden's anger, Liu Kang.
->'''Liu Kang''': Notice that I am ignoring you.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Mortal Kombat]]'' (2011 version)

->'''Lilly''': You're not ''just'' [[KatawaShoujo Hanako]]'s publicist, are you [[OriginalCharacter Sho]]?
->'''Hanako''': (''Oh lord, not this again. I'd expect it from Akira, but Lilly, too?'') Come on, Lilly, Akira gave us enough of a hard time in the car.
->'''Lilly''': I'd imagine so,
->'''Hanako''': Okay, he's also a friend. (''pauses and comes to a realization'') Actually, he's the best friend I've got back home.
-->-- ''FanFic/{{Reconciliation}}''

->Ugh, [[YouMonster you are such a depraved monster]]. (''beat'') Insinuating that she's my girlfriend, I mean.
-->-- '''Shadehawk''', ''Webcomic/AntiheroForHire''

->'''Michael Westen:''' She was ''never'' my girlfriend.
->'''Sam Axe:''' Whatever, Mike.
-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice'', "Trust Me"

->'''Anakin Skywalker:''' I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend. (''runs off'')
->'''Obi-Wan Kenobi:''' Yes, right... No! Anakin! She's not my...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', "Voyage of Temptation"

->'''Scowler''': Patchi's got a girlfriend!
->'''Patchi''': She's not my girlfriend!
->'''Alex''': [[NotHelpingYourCase Eh, you might be crushing a little.]]
->'''Patchi''': Hey, whose side are you on, Alex?
-> '''Alex''': My side.
-->-- ''Series/WalkingWithDinosaurs 3D''

->'''Bolin''': So, you see, we're together...
->'''Korra''': Well, not together-together, more like friends.
->'''Bolin''': Right, right, ''friends''... no, I didn't mean to imply that...
->'''Korra''': Oh, you implied it.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS1E2ALeafInTheWind A Leaf In The Wind]]"

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