!!!Fiction
->''"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!"''
-->-- '''Coach Carr''', ''Film/MeanGirls''

->''"I guess what they say is true... '''sex kills.'''''
-->-- '''Junie Harper''', ''KingOfTheHill''

->''"For such an intellectually superior race Vulcans have [[ShutUpElves a remarkably Victorian attitude to sex!]]"''
-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("Blood Fever")

!!!RealLife
->''"''Playboy'' just wants to liberate women to behave like pigs, have sex without consequences, prance about naked, and abort children.Ē''
-->--'''Ann Coulter''', ''How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)''

->''"...I recall from one of his ''Firing Line'' debates from a quarter century or more ago in which he argued that, for religiously devout parents to urge their children to be abstinent but that, if they couldnít, they should use condoms to avoid getting AIDS was the equivalent of telling them that stealing was a sin but that, if they decided to commit burglaries, they should by all means wear gloves. Intellectually, it was a brilliant point. And from the perspective of a religious true believer, he was likely right. From any other, though, the moral equivalence of [[{{Dissimile}} consensual sex and burglary]] is ridiculous."''
-->--'''[[http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/buckley_and_the_gays/ James Joyner]]''', "Bill Buckley and the Gays"

->'''Moral Majority''': The Moral Majority is supporting a Congressional Amendment against sex.\\
'''Woman:''' But where will babies come from?\\
'''Moral Majority''': [[DeliveryStork The stork.]]\\
'''Woman:''' The stork doesn't bring babies. Sex brings babies.\\
'''Moral Majority''': Don't be duped by the evolutionists. Sex brings moral decay. Sex brings communism, pornography and immigrant hordes. PRAISE THE STORK!\\
'''Woman:''' Storkism. It's time has come.
-->--'''Jules Fieffer''' [[http://www.adambaumgoldgallery.com/feiffer_jules/storkismWB.jpg political cartoon]]

->''"In order for a ruling class to rule, there must be arbitrary prohibitions. Of all prohibitions, sexual taboo is the most useful because sex involves everyone."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->''"Oh, the {{NFL}}, where [[JanetJackson flashing a harmless lady nipple]] is an unforgivable sin, but abusing dogs and women isnít."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/21/night-crumbs-175/ DListed]]'''''

->''"[[WilliamShatner Shatner]] popularized the idea of an explorer who fucks his way across the universe, a mantle later taken up by lesser ''Star Trek'' characters and thoroughly avoided by the entire [[ChasteHero useless, sexless cast]] of the dung pile called ''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Star Trek Voyager]]'', despite its inclusion of Jeri Ryan [[PaintedOnPants wearing nothing but paint.]]"''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}'''''

->''"Harry Kim [[BrainBleach catches am STD!]] ...Frankly Harry [[YouNeedToGetLaid has needed a bad girl to rip his uniform off and have her wicked way with him]] for over five years so this corruption of his character is long overdue. Unfortunately rather than making a man out of him it seems to have the reverse effect and rather than standing up for his rights he now sounds like a petulant, sulking child. Its hardly a swing in his favour. As soon as he has had his end away he starts agonising over [[BotheringByTheBook violating regulations]]...But you had a good time, right Harry? So forget about it, take your STD back to ''Voyager'' and get the Doctor to (discreetly) vaccinate you! ...Canít they show this guy letting his hair down for a bit? Just for once to prove he is a person and not [[GoodIsBoring the living embodiment of naivetť and rules]]. At least Tom Paris gets to take the piss in style by once again pointing out that Harry always goes for the wrong girl which seems to have become [[YankTheDogsChain his punchline and his one character note.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/voyager-season-five.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Disease"

->''"[[LoisLane Lois]] and Chloe go out to chill at Lanaís, where sheís using a [=KitchenAid=] and a granite countertop to create a modern-day apothecary. Unfortunately, her potion requires the hair of two virgins; after cutting off her own hair and putting it in, she tries to take Loisís and throws it out since, by obvious implication, Lois isnít a virgin. Iím still not sure what I think about this sequence, since itís kind of played off as '[[SlutShaming ha ha, Lois is a slut.]]' And, I mean, I shouldnít be expecting complex analysis of teen sexuality on the WB, but still guys, címon."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-4-8-spell/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Spell")

->''"In a medium that often struggles with its perception by the general public as being nothing but juvenile fantasies for [[HeManWomanHater boys with no social skills]], having two high-profile comics where [[DeathBySex female reproductive organs were literally used as traps]] isnít really helping anyone."''
-->--'''''Comics Alliance''''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-comic-books-2010/ "The 5 Worst Comics of 2010"]]

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': This is the scene that made the game so controversial, cause look: It's a ''cock''! 4 glorious pixels of cock! An entire {{Tetris}} piece of cock!\\
'''Gabriel:''' "[=4GloriousPixelsOfCock=]" is my [=eHarmony=] name.
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gry1oDJrNck Let's Play]]''' ''Dreamweb''

->''"Why aren't the Jedis allowed to love? 'Cause we're told they're not allowed to, but it's never really explained. Does anyone get, like, a creepy vibe from these movies? I guess it has somethin' to do with purging emotions to avoid being tempted by the Dark Side, right? But Obi-Wan, [[NiceGuy he smiles, he laughs]], he [[DeadpanSnarker enjoys a good sarcastic quip]]; sometimes [[CulturedBadass he gets really, really pissed off.]] So love leads to the Dark Side, but ''gettin' fuckin' pissed'' doesn't? ...Amadala finally sees Anakin again and for no reason, ''she's not allowed to love either''. What the fuuuuuuck!? She's just a senator, why can't she fuckin' date a guy? For Christ's sake! Men don't love women, Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife; in fact the only person who's married is [[SpearCarrier Jimmy Smitts!]]"''
-->--'''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''AttackOfTheClones''
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